Obama Conspiracy: Government Puts Dihydrogen Monoxide in Water Supply

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  1. Paul3144

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    Everyone on BB needs to learn the truth!!! There's a vast conspiracy involving the United Nations, Illuminati, the Bilderbergers, the Council on Foreign Relations, the Federal Reserve, the Freemasons, the Catholic Church, and the Democrat Party to kill Americans to control the population as part of Agenda 21.

    Municipal water systems, many of which are controlled by Democrat politicians, are playing right along. I will guarantee you- turn on your water faucet and dihydrogen monoxide will be present. Let me tell you the facts about this dangerous chemical.

    This substance is one of the main components of acid rain and contributes to the erosion of our beaches. It's used in our much-needed enhanced interrogations of Arab terrorists. It's always found in excised tumors of cancer patients. If you breathe it in, it can kill in minutes. Even just drinking it is deadly- a recent study found that 100% of people who unwittingly drink dihydrogen monoxide will eventually die. Let me repeat that:

    EVERY SINGLE PERSON EXPOSED TO DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE WILL DIE!

    Everyone should warn their loved ones about this before it's too late. I told my family about this and then we went and bought more guns to protect us. We must stick together to stop the Obama/Democrat death agenda!
     
  2. Gregory Perry Sr.

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    It Doesn't Really Matter

    Paul....It doesn't really matter anyway. I can guarantee you by the authority of the Word of God that 100% of all the humans born into this world will die anyway whether or not they drink the water that has Dihydrogen Monoxide in it. That is..unless the rapture happens. "Perfect love casteth out fear..." Get with the program friend. We're ALL gonna DIE anyway. The REAL question is...ARE YOU READY TO MEET JESUS???

    Bro.Greg:saint:
     
  3. Arbo

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    You do know what Dihydrogen Monoxide is, right? :)
     
  4. Oldtimer

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    Translated: H2O

    Posted on April 1, 2013.

    Think about it folks. :smilewinkgrin:
     
  5. Crabtownboy

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    Yep, just plain old water.

     
  6. Alcott

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    Isn't it a day late for this kind of thing?
     
  7. Paul3144

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    I posted this at 11:30 on 4/1.
     
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    I admit it. You got me. I thought you'd lost your mind! :laugh:
     
  9. Gregory Perry Sr.

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    You'll have to forgive me

    I went and checked my mirror to see if I had "SUCKER" stamped on my forehead!:rolleyes::eek:. I'm afraid I fell for it and swallowed the hook. That's what I get for sitting here cross-eyed at nearly 3:30 am instead of going to bed at a normal hour. I have to be honest and say I really did NOT know. Science, Biology and Math were never my strong subjects in school. History and Art were my gigs. These days...I'm just trying to grow in Grace and the KNOWLEDGE of the Lord Jesus and leave many wasted years behind me.

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  10. Gregory Perry Sr.

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    Gee..Thanks!

    Hooray.....A Nationally recognised day in my honor!!!:rolleyes::D

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