"Obama" nightclub opening in China...

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  1. rbell

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    http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/p...htclub-opens-next-week-in-China-91718164.html

    OK...I'll start:

    • I've heard that 49% of all patrons won't have to pay anything.
    • The good news: entrance fees are fairly small. The bad news: you must pay until 2015 before you can enter.
    • It's a union shop. Club rules.
    • If the bouncers use the Secret Word (national security), they get to beat up whoever they want, for as long as they want.
    • No citizenship required to run the place!
    • If anything goes wrong in the nightclub, the former management will be held responsible.
    • Security will roam the premises...taking food and drinks from those who look like they don't need them...and giving them to those that do.
    • Nearly half the employees are punished for attempting to make the business solvent.
    • The mission statement of Club Obama: "Can I borrow a trillion bucks?"
    • Every Tuesday is "Open Register Night:" All "preferred patrons" receive free money all night.
    • Every Thursday is "Unauthorized Access Night:" All guests who climb the fence and enter without permission will be allowed to vote at the next shareholder's meeting.
    your thoughts?
     
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    Let's see. . .
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    Tips are based on the customer's paycheck and political party affiliation. Illegal aliens, minorities and politicians get free service, which is actually paid for by members of the armed forces and the working class citizens.
     

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