Obama Version of Psalm 23

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  1. righteousdude2

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    I don't want to offend any of you on this board, so let me apologize, if in any way the following offends you. However, I'm confident that many of you will see the tremendous humor within the parody of the RD Psalm. I know it made me laugh, and I hope it brings a smile to you as we ponder the not so certain future of this nation since Obama was elected POTUS.

    Enjoy,

    Pastor Paul/RD2 :type:


    SALM 2009-2012: FIRST BOOK OF Barrack



    OBAMA IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WANT.
    HE LEADS ME BESIDE STILL FACTORIES.

    HE RESTORES MY FAITH IN THE REPUBLICANS
    HE GUIDES ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.

    YEA, THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE BREAD LINE, I SHALL NOT GO HUNGRY.

    OBAMA HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES,
    MY EXPENSES RUN OVER MY INCOME,

    SURELY, POVERTY, MISERY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF MY LIFE.

    HOPEFLLY, SOME DEMOCRATS LIKE MYSELF WILL LIVE FOREVER
    IN A RENTED HOME.

    BUT, STILL I REJOICE FOR I'M GLAD I'M A CONSERVATIVE,
    AND I'M GLAD THAT I AM FREE.

    However, IF I WERE BORN A DOG...
    IT'D BE EVEN GREATER, IF OBAMA WERE A TREE.:laugh:
    :

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  2. KenH

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    The only way I will have any faith in the GOP is if they nominate a presidential candidate who is a libertarian in political philosophy such as Ron Paul in 2012.
     
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    You do offend me but more than that you use the word of God for political purposes. Literally, is nothing sacred to you?
     
  4. Magnetic Poles

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    Obviously not. Mocking scripture to make political points is just more evidence of how the so-called "religious" right has mixed their politics into their religion, thus ruining both.
     
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    Wait a minute Ken. Do you really think you will still be a Libertarian by 2012? I imagine you will be back to being a republican or even a Democrat by then. But, maybe you will be full circle and support the Libertarian candidate, who knows?
     
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    Please Read the Post

    And you will see that "I did not write this." It was someone else that did this, but, it in truth, it is no different than those who use and bend the Scripture to defend their right to be gay; kill the unborn; and excuse Teddy Kennedy for the death of Mary Jo Kopechne, if you get my point.

    With that said, some of you are "WAY TOO SERIOUS" and need to get a life.:laugh:

    Pastor Paul/RD2 :type:
     
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    What if someone posts a pornographic story, but just didn't write it?

    Hmmm, so you are no different. Thanks for admitting it.
     
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    Be Careful of the Direction in Which You Toss Stones...

    Shame on you MP...you are so judgmental when it comes to other folks and what they post. There is a difference between having an opposite opinion, and character assassination.

    I found your comments to be WAY- out-of-line when you made off-the-wall comments about my books. I did suggest you apologize, but, I guess that is beneath your heart's true nature. So, be careful at tossing stones in my direction, MP, you may find them coming back at your glass constructed home.:wavey:

    Pastor Paul :type:
     
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    And Neither ARE YOU!

    "Hmmm, so you too, are no different. Thanks for being honest about your own weaknesses..."
     
  10. Magnetic Poles

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    I have no idea who WD is, but obviously just another of your typos, mister self-proclaimed author and "prophet".:laugh: And rather than admit you mock the scriptures, you go into attack mode on those of us who pointed it out.
     
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    Who Is WD???

    You know who and what you are MP...I am not a self-proclaimed author, and should you keep up this slander, you could end up in court. Should your comments harm my sales of books you could end up in court. I don't think your mean spirited comments have anything to do with the topic of this post, or do they belong on a board that should be lifting up Jesus.

    You shared your opinion about the poem I posted, but, you don't need to slam my character, nor my personal accomplishments in life.
     
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    There's No Comparison, But You Already Know That???

     
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    You are the one that keeps bringing up your "books". You afraid I might cut your sales in half...that you will only sell two rather than four? And to me mocking scripture is worse than porn.

    Your threats to sue me show you are an amateur. Real authors don't threaten to sue everytime they get a bad review.
     
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    If a part of scripture was utilized to praise Obama, RD2 would be fighting for the first spot in line to criticize. We'd probably see a lengthy "article" about it.

    Good grief...

    :rolleyes:
     
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    Haha...I am not the first one this false, self-proclaimed prophet has threatened like this. Have at it.

    Besides, anybody knows the old marketing adage..."There is no such thing as 'bad' publicity." :laugh:
     
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    You may be right, but it would not be from me. I do not like mixing God and politics.
     
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    Yes, alatide, we know that no one who supports Obama would spout such blasphemy. Oh, wait a minute, here are some scriptures from the Church of Obama.

    And here is another

    Like shooting fish in a barrel. :laugh:
     
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    So You Say???

    And MP calls me a "prophet"?:rolleyes:
     
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    When you post his kind of blasphemy you show your support for it. his is anti-Christian garbage.
     
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    No sir, you called yourself that. And your prophecy did not happen as predicted. I thereby declare you false prophet, per Deuteronomy.

    And if you don't cease sending me threats in PM, I will not sue you, but I will turn my dog loose on you. He has a mean streak a mile long, and has AIDS. :laugh:

    Oh, and he likes to dress like a sailor and smoke stogies.
     

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