On the lighter side. Do you have to be a General Baptist to have a discussion here?

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  1. Bro.Bill

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    And what is the difference between an oxymoron and a regular moron?
     
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    I regret to inform you, contrary to common opinion otherwise, I cannot speak from experience.

    Cheers,

    Jim
     
  3. dianetavegia

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    An oxymoron NEVER makes sense but even a moron can make sense sometimes. [​IMG]
     
  4. BornBaptist

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    hmmmm... and I always thought an oxymoron was from the town of Oxy! [​IMG] :D [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  5. I Am Blessed 24

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    An OXYMORON is a saying that doesn't make sense. :rolleyes:

    A MORON is a person that doesn't make sense. :confused:

    And I should know because I live by the town of "Normal" and that's as close as I'll ever come to being that way! [​IMG]
     
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    Dear blessed,
    you are a funny lady!
     
  7. I Am Blessed 24

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    Thanks Bro. Bill!

    "A merry heart doeth good like a medicine; but a broken spirit drieth the bones."
    Proverbs 17:22

    Blessings,
    ┬žue
     
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    LOL that makes a lot of sense!

    I think. So umm which is worse, a saying that gets repeated a million times Or a moron who speaks a million times. Which one speaks higher :eek: :rolleyes:
     
  9. Irwin Hawkins

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    I thought an oxymoron was a preacher that ran out of breath from talking so much.
    What has all this got to do with being a General Baptist?

    irwin [​IMG]
     
  10. NaasPreacher (C4K)

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    Thank you Bro. Bill [​IMG]

    At least it is not a "Baptist General" forum ;) .
     
  11. Paul of Eugene

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    Hmmph. I live in a state with a town named DRAIN!

    Also - REMOTE and BORING.
     
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    Blackbird has never met a Moron! But at the same time he would not think twice about usin' an Oxymoron in his famed speech and vocabulary!!!
     
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    I thought this forum was for baptists having general discussion.

    Maybe I am a moron.
     
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    Me too - what SHE said!!! ;)
     
  15. Gib

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    It's about the basic discussion of a longtime Baptist General, General Ima C. Razy.
     
  16. Bro.Bill

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    You all are doing very good. I'm getting some really good laughs. is'nt it fun to loosen up a little.
    By the way is there anywhere I can find a good book on Gen. Baptist? Does anybody know his/her fist or middle name? Is Gib right it could be General Ima C. Razy? If so are there any biographies?Where would you go to purchase such a book?
     
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    Generally, Baptists don't discuss as discuss go. I guess for those who Generally dicuss, this is the general discussion. We also could have a rabid Baptist discussion, ya think?
     
  18. I Am Blessed 24

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    I went to the "General Baptist" site, but they didn't give his first name.

    The only one with any rank was the Chaplain and his last name wasn't Baptist... :confused:

    So, in general, I agree with Saggy, however, most Baptists generally DISagree on a general topic!

    Does that make me a general baptist? If so, I could be General Sue Baptist if no one else lays claim to the name... :rolleyes:
     
  19. dcorbett

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    Hmmm....not to start a fight here, but the General Baptist website said that you can lose your salvation.

    Not the Baptist doctrine that I know and grew up with!!!

    Debbie C
     
  20. NaasPreacher (C4K)

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    Now I am really cinfused.

    Are we talking about General Baptist or General Discussion?

    What war did they fight in?
     

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