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Discussion in 'General Baptist Discussions' started by Rippon, Feb 26, 2008.

  1. tinytim

    tinytim <img src =/tim2.jpg>

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    Double whammy... Easter and a business meeting!!! kewl!

    If we can somehow work in Christmas presents at the same time, we might actually get the average up to 50%....

    Then add the VBS crowd... I can see all the fights now.

    Man, I just had a nightmare...

    After looking at all the fights on BB with just 1/16 of the membership active, can you imagine the fights if everyone participated!!!!

    It may just start Armeggedon!!!
     
  2. David Lamb

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    I know this was only said in fun, :) but the Fall did not happen because Eve ate an apple and gave it to Adam to eat. The idea that she did apparently came about because that Latin word for "evil" is the same as, or very similar to, the Latin for "apple".
     
  3. StefanM

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    Come on, Mr. Lamb. Don't spoil our fun with facts!:laugh:
     
  4. abcgrad94

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    The huge number of members may be because of all the spam sign-ups. They really aren't members.
     
  5. David Lamb

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    :laugh: Sorry, Mr M!:laugh:
     
  6. I Am Blessed 24

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    How did you get to be your age without eating crow??? The feathers are the hard part!

    No spam members. We delete them at the registration process. They can apply, but they don't get approved.

    Churches have many inactive members...so does the BB.
     
  7. EdSutton

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    "On request, I now call this special business meeting to order for the purpose of voting on something important!"

    [Short pause!]

    "The first thing to do, here, is for everyone to please stop the laughing, and everyone come to order!!" 'Bam'!! :BangHead: 'Bam'!! :BangHead:

    "Sorry, folks!"
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    "Best I could do, as I couldn't find my gavel, this morning!" :laugh:

    "Brother tinytim, you may now have the floor."



    Ed Sutton, Moderator, Forks of Dix River Baptist Church
     
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  8. EdSutton

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    True! "The problem was never the apple on the tree, but the 'pear' on the ground!"

    But we got a business meeting going on, and I rule that is not germane to the discussion.

    Ed
     
  9. tinytim

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    I move that the women keep silence in our meeting... hehe

    If Eve would have kept her mouth shut.. .need I say more?
     
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  10. I Am Blessed 24

    I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

    Anyone who seconds Tim's motion better be afraid....be very afraid...
     
  11. SBCPreacher

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    I'm not going to second it... but I'll gladly third it.
     
  12. Joshua Rhodes

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    Forget who would be pastor or youth pastor... who would we get to lead the music? Music Minister of BaptistBoard... hmmmm... not sure I'd want that job! Talk about having a target on your back!
     
  13. tinytim

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    OK, come on, surely you men are not

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  14. Joshua Rhodes

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    Bacaaaaak! :laugh:
     
  15. abcgrad94

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    They wouldn't dare!
     
  16. tinytim

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    Everyone must be scared of your rollingpin!!! BTW, where is Pocadots? He should be at this meeting... I know HE is not scared of you!!!
     
  17. Rubato 1

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    I'll be the treasurer.:wavey:

    (No one ever said I'm not willing to serve...if I like the position...)
     
  18. Justlittleoldme

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    Yep, I donĀ“t think you could get everyone on this board to be in harmony.
     
  19. tinytim

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    la, la,la, la,la, la,la, la,la, la,la, la,
    Mi, Mi,
    Mi, Mi,
    Mi, Mi,
    Mi, Mi,
    Mi, Mi,

    OK, since I can see I am the only MAN here that is brave enough to face these fine women.. I will withdraw my motion....
    And give up the floor...



    Besides.. I am warming up to be in Joshua's choir....
     
  20. ccrobinson

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    Whoever decides to lead will have the easiest pianist in the world to work with, namely, me. ;) I'm taking over the pianists job for the First BaptistBoard Church.

    You don't even have to be particularly good at leading since I'm going to play the songs as fast as I think they should go anyway. :laugh:
     
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