Pig Eats Owner's Pot

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  1. Rolfe

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    Saw this on Drudge this evening:

    Pig Eats Owner's Pot, Man Has A Meltdown

    Upon arriving at the Spohn residence in Waterford, deputies learned from Spohn’s wife Heather that he was upset over their marital problems and "because their pig had ate all of his marijuana.” She added, “Chad gets upset when he does not have marijuana.”

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/animals/pig-eats-owners-pot-879041
     
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    This piggy's parents clearly needed a better joint custody agreemen!
     
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    Where's PETA in this case of animal abuse?
     
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    Good one!!
     
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    I foresee a 'high' priced specialty bacon market.

    Rob
     
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    I've heard of 'living high on the hog' but 'hog living high?'

    Heather Spohn also reported the entire cupboard full of snack food was missing. Empty Mountain Dew bottles with teeth marks puncturing the plastic were seen strewn about the house. The hog is the prime suspect.
     
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    Modernized lyrics to Little Orphan Annie's Herbert Hoover song: "In every pot he said a piggy but Herbert Hoover he forgot...Not only don't they have a piggy, they ain't got no pot!"
     
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    Just to rest everyones mind…….

    Marijuana has to be either burned, or coded in fat to release the THC. You can eat all you want to and you will never feel anything except maybe a dry mouth. Medical marijuana comes in cookies, brownies, butter, confections, etc…….


    Little piggie never suffered, never wanted to hear the Grateful Dead, didn't make simple math mistakes, and he always remembered his mom's birthday.
     
  9. Rolfe

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    Gives new meaning to the reference to flying pigs...
     
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    Dude.....don't harsh my buzz.
     
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    Well THAT is boring. I was kind of hoping one of them would have video or at least a funny story about how the pig acted.
     

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