Pit Stop No. 2

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  1. Gib

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    Wow! We finally made it to No. 2.
     
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    We left the 1st Pit Stop with our love for cats. Blackbird posted...
     
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    Eating at a little taco stand in Dallas I asked how come the meat was so tasty. Owner said it was "squirrel meat".

    Asked him where he got squirrel and he said he hunted and shot them himself. BUT ,he reminded me, he only shot the "sick ones".

    Innocently, I asked, "How can you tell if a squirrel is sick?"

    He answered, "The go 'Meow, meow'."

    TRUE STORY. :cool:
     
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    Cats, The other white meat.
     
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    There never seems to be any cats or dogs in the vicinity of Chinese Restaurants!!

    Dan

    PS - they sure cook it good!!
     
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    My favorite Korean cookbook was called "How to Wok Your Dog". :rolleyes:
     
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    As a young man - I heard a missionary speak who had been a captive of the Japanese in the Philipines during WWII. He told of hearing a cat in the camp - but it soon came up missing - seems the Japanese did not provide much if any meat - and the cat became the "main dish."
     
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    I've heard cats are easy on the digestive system, except for the occassional hair ball. I guess that would be, cat ball.
     
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    Cat Ball. Hmmmm

    Is that anything like Rocky Mountain Oysters? Or lamb fries?

    Oh, I remember - that was a western with Lee Marvin, right?
     
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    I hope the cat lovers on BB skip these conversations - I especially hope there are no PETA people on BB - or we'll all be in trouble.

    Let's get back to oil slicks - and other greasy stuff!!

    Dan
     
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    Funny you should mention PETA!!!! Blackbird signed on the dotted line just this morning---a big ole X!!! By the way, what is PETA---Blackbird needs to know and be filled in before his first "Board PETA" meetin'----If its what Blackbird thinks it is---does Blackbird have the right to arrest Dan and Gib??? Or is it one of those "closet" things where the only "right" Blackbird has is to be "silent???"
     
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    A chap was talking on radio to-day about building a dog house in the backgarden for his cats. When asked about building a doghouse for cats he responded,,,,"Well,can't really have a cat house in the back garden. All the police in town would be stopping off to raid it."

    I thought it was funny.

    Cheers,

    Jim
     
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    People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals

    Blackbird - my guess is that you'll get your conservative derrière tossed out at the first meeting!

    I base that on your desire to hunt the poor little critters that PETA wants to protect! [​IMG]
     
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    Serious note: PETA has said that it is just as evil for Tyson Foods to kill chickens in Arkansas as it was for Hitler to kill Jews in Auschwitz.

    That is pathetic. :rolleyes:

    Now back to the humor.

    Do you know how to give a cat mouth to mouth resucitation if it stops breathing?

    No.

    Good. :eek:
     
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    Didn't you tell that joke on another forum?

    [​IMG] :D :(
     
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    NO - Jim quoted me up on the General Forum . . to get me into trouble with all the gals up there.

    Cat lovers. Can't live with them and can't live with them. :rolleyes:
     
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    The Three Cats Who Live Here are napping, so it's safe to pass on recipes for fried Won Tom, Cat-chetori and Siamese Stew if you want. I have an especially tasty Calico Casserole recipe, and Shorthair Shortcake is to die for.

    "I've heard you don't like cats."

    "That's not true. I love cats — especially with cream gravy."


    "Honey, will you feed the cats?"

    "Sure. What do you want me to feed them to?"
     
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    Q. What do you call a cat, squashed on the highway?


    A. A Sqat
     
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    If I throw a cat out of my car window at 90 mph, will I be arrested for Kitty Litter?
     
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    Yes; it's definitely felineous conduct.

    The punishment: Intensive retraining, including memorization of Chairman Meow's Longer Cat-echism.
     

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