Poke fun at Politics : Caption Contest Part III

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    McCain:Mr. President is that a wire I feel inside
    your jacket?
    Bush: No,John it just a string puppeteers use

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    McCain: Should I then speak into the tie Mr. President?
    Bush: Nah, John don't worry I already know what you are going to do...can we spell N.S.A. boys and girls.
     
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    Reporters: Mr.President! Mr. President! What do you have to say in response to the latetest Pat
    Robertson judgment??

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    OOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM Shabaka shambala bamboozle bambizzle fo’shizzle shashizzle be Healed!!!!
     
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    White House releases Abramoff and Bush meeting

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    [ January 30, 2006, 06:37 PM: Message edited by: LadyEagle ]
     
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    Oh please John, can't you see that you are torturing me!
     
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    Easy ther Mr. Bush . Just because the young kid has a pacifier in his mouth, that doesn't make him a pacifist.
     
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    A-PAL, you are truly tetched in the haid! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    I do try to think outside the box dearest LE ;)
    creativity will lead us out..because an attribute of God the Father and Jesus as the actual artist is creativity and you must definitely have a sense of humor and satirically
    poke fun at politics instead of being a bot or an
    ideologue that is a boring stick in the mud.

    and so back to the poking.

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    Bush's magic 8 ball was not quickly at hand so he turned to Daisy. ;)

    Bush: bin laden is a threat,,,bin laden is not relevant,,,bin laden is a threat,,,,bin laden is not relevant,,,bin laden is a threat,,,,,,
     
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    Contestant:I'll take famous quotes for a $1,000 Alex

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    Alex:
    On a speech made in April, 2004 he is quoted as saying this about wire taps "When we're talking about chasing down terrorists, we're talking about getting a court order before we do so. "
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    Contestant: What is George Bush?

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    Alex: Correct-Amundo.
     
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    AL GORE ON HIS EARTH IN THE BALANCE TOUR:

    "Hey! you up their in the balcony 3rd row you need to move 6 inches to the right"
     
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    I tell ya!..both politcal parties are nuts ..nuts I tell ya...we need to just collect
    em all and hide them in the base of an old tree
    trunk.
     
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    Oh , Tipper that tickles ..I will get you back someday.

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    Jenna:Hook'em Horns!

    George W.: Now Jenna that sign could be confused for satan worship.

    Jenna: Either way Dad the whole world will be bowing down to it before you are finished..hehehehehehehahahahahahaha.
     
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    Cindy Sheehan shows her loyalty to her country, you remember, the one her son died trying to protect. Sorry folks, I got no funny caption, this woman is a first-class moron.


    (BTW, That's Hugo Chaves she's smooching....)
     
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    Abdullah: So Mr. President Bush, do you want to run off with me to Massachusetts and get married?
     
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    C'mon, sing with me now, "I can see clearly now the rain has gone."
     
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    Sound the alarm sound the alarm...Whoooop Whoooop Whoooop, we got one that can see, we got one that can see, his screen name is Poncho and he's dangerously armed with the truth about our globalism and our intentions to bring America to it's knees under our control, Whooop Whooop Whooop, he must be demonized and marginalized now at all costs before he can alert anymore of the sleeping deluded mezmerized masses to our tyrannical plans for a new world order. Whoooop Whoooop Whoooop! Sound the alarm sound the alarm sound the alarm!

    We got one that can see, sound the alram we got one that can see sound the alarm sound the alarm.

    There he is over there on Baptist Board speaking the truth and uncovering our lies, disinformation and evil plots, attack attack attack! Whooooop Whooooop Whooooop!

    Why, oh why didn't I just take the blue pill?
     
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    [​IMG]Please Mr. Bush , distribute these cartons of milk freely throughout Afghanistan and Pakistan. Good luck with your sincere efforts on your search for Osama.
     
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    Carter: Hey where did Ted go.

    George Senior: Oh I sent him out to go get some Billy Beer.

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