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Post Turtle

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by BigBossman, Mar 10, 2009.

  1. BigBossman

    BigBossman Active Member

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    YOU'VE GOT TO LOVE THE RANCHER'S OUTLOOK & COMMON SENSE APPROACH TO LIFE: While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our president. The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle.'' Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'. The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dummy put him up there to begin with'.
     
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    Ha! :laugh:
     
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    Idon't care who you are that is just funny.
     
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    That pretty well fits anyone who has been president during at least most of my lifetime--as well as those in other political positions.
     
  5. BigBossman

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    It was an e-mail that someone sent me. I thought it was funny enough to post.
     
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