Proverbs by Children

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  1. Miss Linda

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    I received this by e-mail this morning and thought I would share!


    A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.

    Better to be safe than ... punch a 5th grader.

    Strike while the ... bug is close.

    It's always darkest before ... Daylight Saving Time.

    Never underestimate the power of ... termites.

    You can lead a horse to water but ... how?

    Don't bite the hand that ... looks dirty.

    No news is ... impossible.

    A miss is as good as a ... Mr.

    You can't teach an old dog new ... math.

    If you lie down with dogs, you'll ... stink in the morning.

    The pen is mightier than the ... pigs.

    An idle mind is ... the best way to relax.

    Where there's smoke there's ... pollution.

    Happy is the bride who ... gets all the presents.

    A penny saved is ... not much.

    Two's company, three's ... the Musketeers.

    Don't put off till tomorrow what ... you put on to go to bed.

    Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and ... you have to blow your nose.

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