René Descartes walks into a bar.

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  1. Crabtownboy

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    René Descartes walks into a bar. Bartender asks if he wants anything. … René says, “I think not,” then disappears.
     
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    ...René says, “I drink therefore I am."
     
  3. Rob_BW

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    Philosophy jokes?

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  4. Carolina Baptist

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    That's just wrong.
     
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    A music teacher had collected the student responses to a written test on a listening assignment. The last question was, "How do you spell Tchaikovsky?" Nearly every student missed the question, and many said, "I don't know."

    True story, I know the teacher. :)
     
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  6. Darrell C

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    Now that is hilarious.

    Edited note: still laughing...

    God bless.
     
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