Rules for Success

Discussion in 'General Baptist Discussions' started by ktn4eg, Jan 25, 2011.

  1. ktn4eg

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    There are two basic rules for success:

    1) Don't tell all you know.
     
  2. preachinjesus

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    Nope there are three rules:

    Send me $14.95 and I'll mail you a cassette tape talking about the three rules and the "secret" to unlocking successfulness in your life. Act now, offer ends soon!
     
  3. Thousand Hills

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    Will you accept a personal check? Thanks.
     
  4. Amy.G

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    BUT WAIT! If you call right now...................:laugh:
     
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    Paypal or major credit card only. I am happy to extend to you a payment plan....three months at $9.99/month.
     
  6. Thousand Hills

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    Hmm.. that sounds fair. I'm a little overdrawn right now on my bank account, but I've been in discussions with this guy from Nigeria who sent me an email about an inheritence I will recieve. So I'll get back to ya ASAP. Thanks.
     
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  7. Amy.G

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    Only if you can't add! :laugh:

    14.95 up front or 9.99 a month for 3 months.

    I think preachinjesus just made his first sale! LOL
     
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    Oh, hey you know Mr Kauke too! He and I are great friends and I betcha if I called him right now he might move things along. He's been, um, tied up for a couple of days for some legal matter. I know where he is and would be happy to get in contact with him on your behalf!

    Here's the thing, I already know he's going to need some assistance money so if you could just pass along a major credit card number or a blank check (I promise not to overdraft you any more) I will use that as collateral to secure your inheritance.

    Also he's got a lot of people that he is trying to serve so if you want to help with his records just forward me your social, drivers license, last three addresses, dob, anniversary, children's names and their info, and a major credit card number with expiry date and security code I'll make sure you get pushed to the top of the list.

    There's a lot of inheritance sitting around these days...better hurry before the IRS gets their hands on it! :thumbs:
     
  9. Alive in Christ

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    Con man....


    Sucker...(((Wow))), I thought it was going to be around hundred dollars!!

    Honey, bring me the cell phone, quick! :eek:


    AiC
     
  10. Thousand Hills

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    Okay, give me a few minutes to get it all together, and instead of sending you a PM and running the risk of you accidentally deleting it, I'll just post it here.

    Amen to that brother!!
     
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    I'm waiting on a bailout from the Democratic controlled Congress
     
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    Hope everyone knows that me and PreachinJesus were just "funnin" as Andy Griffith used to say.

    I did want to share a couple of interesting "free" quotes about success that I came across:

    "Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed."
    Mark Twain

    "I feel that the most important requirement in success is learning to overcome failure. You must learn to tolerate it, but never accept it."
    Reggie Jackson

    "Success tends to go not to the person who is error-free, because he also tends to be risk-averse. Rather it goes to the person who recognizes that life is pretty much a percentage business. It isn't making mistakes that's critical; it's correcting them and getting on with the principal task."
    Donald Rumsfeld

    "I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom."
    George S. Patton

    Also wanted to share a few simple Rules For Livin that I came across a few years back.

    Rule #1 - Don't go nowhere you don't want to go
    Rule #2 - Don't spend time with people you don't like
    Rule #3 - Don't eat nothing that don't appeal to you
     
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    I cannot believe you people who call yourselves Christians are trying to charge for information on success, without calling it a love gift. Now send me your love gift of any amount over $49.95 and I'll send you a CD. :BangHead:
     
  14. Salty

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    I am selling the same item, but if you look on my webiste, I have a $10 coupon:thumbsup:
     
  15. Alive in Christ

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    No, no no Luke.

    Thats not how God is working now. You are sooo behind.

    Here is the latest from God...


    If you "plant" a "seed" of one thousand dollars into the XXXXX ministries, God will multiply your "harvest", and someone will anonomously send you a check fifty thousand dollars!!!

    I know this to be true, because the man of God Mike Murdock said so last night at 3 am!
     

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