Scientific Minds

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  1. kyredneck

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    A physicist, a biologist and a mathematician are sitting in a street café watching people entering and leaving the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people entering the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three people leaving the house.

    The physicist says, "The measurement wasn't accurate."

    The biologist says, "They must have reproduced."

    The mathematician says, "If one more person enters the house then it will be empty."
     
  2. Earth Wind and Fire

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    .... all fully convinced (LOL):laugh:
     
  3. Carolina Baptist

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    Finally, someone understands math. :smilewinkgrin:
     
  4. kyredneck

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    ..heheh...:

    "There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary, and those who do not."
     
  5. billreber

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    ROFL!!!!:laugh::laugh::laugh:

    Bill
     
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    Where is the 666?:tonofbricks:
     
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    Of course it is... It is built into the mathematical fabric of the universe! At teh core of everything, all is either + or -. Binary just expresses that in ways we can handle.
     
  13. Carolina Baptist

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    I wonder what my instructors would have done if I had writen my electronics labs in binary. (Of course, this web site didn't exist 20 years ago)
     
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    Its hard to say what Thomas A Edison would have said:smilewinkgrin:
     

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