Okay, I will have to lay the ground rules out in the OP. So I can't immediately obey them at the outset. I want y-o-u to only post sentences with one syllable words.(Plurals are allowed.) Don't just list short, one-syllable words --put them in sentences. The sentences should be grammatically correct. I know it will be frustrating because you will not be able to use a longer form of a more ideal word. But that's how the game is played. Don't use contractions or words with hyphens. Make at least two paragraphs. This is my first time participating in a games thread. And what do I do? I start a thread of my own! Some of you may be thinking :" Is this really a game?" Well, make believe it is. ;-) I hope I don't have to add any more rules. And I don't have anything thought up or written down...yet -- to launch this thing. I might have three views in three days. I promise that I will contribute a post tomorrow to this thread. Does everybody understand? Okay then, ready, set, go!