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Discussion in '2004 Archive' started by Salty, Jan 3, 2004.
Baptist Board Cruise
That would be a lot of fun. We'd have to make sure to avoid any "event dates" like Easter, etc.
The other thing is I hope it's affordable...going on cruises on a pastor's salary...that would be tough. Also, my wife thinks that an Alaskan inner passage cruise during the fall months would be ideal (read: no bikinis on board)
No speedos either, or bare fat bellies. I am big, hairy, and ugly--full and loose sweats at all times!
How about a virtual cruise? I will be able to afford that!
I may even bring my wife and kids
A whole boatload of Baptists...just add boxing gloves!
If we sponsored the cruise, can we make them shut down the casinos and ban the alcohol? Otherwise, count my wife and I out.
But, if this were to really happen, I would be one of the first to sign up. I've been trying to get my wife on a cruise for quite a while now, and a BaptistBoard cruise just might sell her on it.
My wife and I want to go on one of those Love Worth Finding cruises with Adrian Rogers! They charter the ship---close down the casino(Rats!!!)(Just kiddin' there) and close down the bars---and open their Bibles!!!
Man! Would I love to go on one of those cruises before the Rapture comes!!
Your Southern Baptist preachin', wishin' he was crusin' buddy,
Could we never leave the dock cause I don't LIKE water! LOL
you would have to promise me no liberals will be onboard.
Why would you want to leave Dr. Bob out?
HEY HEY HEY
Laying in a pool on deck, I hear the cries of the children, weeping and saying "Beached Whale! Beached Whale!"
Captain Blackbird barks out the orders
"Prepare #'s 1-4 Torpedo Tubes!! This one is gonna take more than one salvo!!!"
"Eye, Eye, Captain!!"
Blackbird's "cruise" ship:
Dr. Bob: Where's the inflatable bow tie?
Well since we can't post graphics anymore, I won't be able to show you the swimwear required for girls and ladies according to Baptist rules!
Imagine this tho... No shoulders or elbows can be shown. Nothing above the bottom of the knee allowed. The material must be thick enough so that female figures cannot be discerned even when the material is wet and the collar bone, under NO cirucmstance, should be visible! Also, the material should be dour in appearance with no ruffles or images! Sackcloth is preferred. Men, on the other hand, may wear their linen ephod's and dance freely on the deck with tambourines and strumpets.. I mean trumpets. LOL
Bad idea! We can't even agree on a creation of six days. What makes anyone think we'll agree on a cuise itinerary of 4 days?
We probably would have to have about 40 committees! LOL!
Okay, I'll head up the water volleyball committee, only we ladies have to look dour, according to Diane, LOL!
'She wore an itsy bitsy teeney weenie yellow polka dot sack cloth....'
Dour, is that anything like sour??
LOL.. YUP, Gayla! They'd kick us off for having such a good time, wouldn't they? LOL...
Dr Rodgers would be a great cruise. Lets check out his website: !!! Love Worth Finding
Lets keep an eye on his website, and see when he has a cruise
Of all the cruises I have never considered going on (and I am not one to choose cruises as a means for anything) I would do this. No to Patterson. No to Stanley, unless it is Andy Stanley. May be Ed Young the son. No bikini's? Dang it. I have to leave mine at home? Well, go to bahamas, so I can get out on the beach.