sign on builders van

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  1. Gwyneth

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    I saw a sign on a builders van the other with the name of the firm...................................... "Botchett and Scarper"
     
  2. ktn4eg

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    .....Or the sign on the back of a truck owned by a window furnishing (draperies, venetian blinds, curtains, etc.) company:

    A BLIND MAN IS DRIVING THIS TRUCK!

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    .....Or (for the purposes of full disclosure) the name on the doors of the automobiles owned by a law firm:

    LYE, CHEATHAM & STEELE
    Attorneys at Law
     
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  3. jilphn1022

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    :laugh: :laugh:
    enjoyed Gwyneth and ktn4eg !

    I wouldn't want to go to a surgeon whose last name was Slaughter either.

    We can always use a smile a day!
    Thanks for providing several for us!
     
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    The last I knew, we had a Dr. Frankenstein (sp?) in my home city. Remember the Frankenstein monster?
     
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    Well there was a place in a nearby mall's food court where you could order hot dogs and root beer called "Frank & Stein."

    I was afraid to ask who prepared the food. :laugh:
     
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    :laugh: :laugh:
     
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    In Appomattox, Virginia you can find: Bruce and Stiff Funeral Home
    I pastored near there and was told it was once know as Cole and Stiff but Mr. Cole sold his intrest to Mr. Bruce.
     
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    Several years ago, I went to see a surgeon about back surgery. I had never met him, but he came highly recommended. He walked into the examining room and introduced himself. "Hi, my name is Bubba _____."

    Bubba? The guy who's going to cut on me is named Bubba?

    I need not have worried. He did a superb job. All that mattered was that he was Doctor Bubba.
     
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    Doesn't Jeff Foxworthy have a routine "The Redneck Brain Surgeon" in which the doctor's name is "Bubba"?
     
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    We've got Vile Trash dumpsters scattered round about here.

    In fact, I used to know one of the Vile brothers.

    Rob
     
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    In Allentown, PA, (population ca. 106,000) there's a law firm known as Fitzpatrick, Lentz & Bubba. :laugh:

    (NOTE: With my luck being what it is ["When my ship comes in, I'd be at the airport"!], if I were to need an pro bono attorney who practices law in the county seat of Lehigh County, PA, guess who'd probably be the one who'd be assigned as my defense attorney?) :thumbs:
     
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    My favorite is one I saw on the side of a "Honey Dipper" . "We're number One in a Number 2 business"
     

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