Silly Computer Sayings

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  1. Don

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    There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't.
     
  2. ccrobinson

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    They also say that you shouldn't trust anybody who can count to 1,024 on his fingers. :wavey:
     
  3. Trotter

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    "There's a short between the mouse and the chair."

    Translation: YOU screwed it up.
     
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    True Story:

    Back in '92, I had a browser that listed the actual
    speed (it was like an 18K-bytes-per-second modem,
    but hardly ever did things go that smooth.

    1 Bytes per Second is not only BAD ENGLISH,
    it very slow :( (six seconds per word, 10 words per minute)

    Needless to say, I changed ISP = Internet Service Provider
     
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    Yesterday I read that some computer technicians will list the computer problem as an ID 10 T issue...

    I thought it was quite funny. :)
     
  6. exscentric

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    To stop the computer press the Start button .... :laugh:
     

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