Can you cry under water? I mean, it's coming out of your eyes anyway, so ... ? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put in your two cents ... " but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Feel free to add your own.