Star Trek meets Lost

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    Captain Kirk and the Eneterprise enter "LOST". He beams Spock and Bones down, and they encounter the "others"

    and now continue the story...
     
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    Khan, the leader of the Others, asks "What lies in the shadow of Starfleet?".

    Spock replies, "Ex Astris Scientia".



    Ok, continue....
     
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    It is not logicial for this type of civilization.

    Dr McCoy treats one of the Others with his advance medical items and is astonished when...
     
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    . . . he discovers that he's a ". . . doctor---not a brick mason!!"
     
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    But not a real doctor, as he made many believe,he was given an honorary doctorate for speaking at a school commencement - what really surprised everyone was the school he spoke at and the unusual subject which was entitled.....
     
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    Coronary By-Pass surgery on planet Vulcan and its effects on the Citizens of Romulus which involves the following instruments . . .
     
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    a baseball bat, a sleepmask and a koala....
     
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    as Bones continues with the delicate surgery Captain Kirk realizes he has over trusted the Klingons in letting them handle all aspects of the Enterprise's Warp drive, shields, Photon torpedo & Phaser banks---he has no option but to "cloak" using the secret codes stolen from Star Fleet----quickly he hails Chief Engineer Montgomery Scott-----"Mister Scott!! Beam me up!!"

    "I can't Captain!! The Dielithium Crystal set has. . .
     
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    been invaded by annoyingly voracious Tribbles, but this time one tried to take over the job of....
     
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    of chief cook and is busy rustling up communication personnel for the stew pot, Lt. Uhura and Wendy are getting a little hot under their collars and starting to go really girly.....their screeeches and vitriol are causing the atmosphere to....
     
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    . . . a certain Klingon Sushi dish that is best served COLD . . . to the which Captain Kirk is all set to spring the trap on . . .
     
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    the koala and the Klingons, having become close friends because of the shared first letter in their names. Just as James Tiberius Kirk is gaining the upper hand being a control freak even Mr Spock has issues with, when a Time Lord rocks on in trailing a bizzarely coloured scarf and several leftover LOST survivors.
     
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    when in a time warp a total of 7 are sent to.....
     
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    ....to a strange and lovely land which is currently in earthquake mode, so their welcome by Richard Seaton and DuQuesne is......
     
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    called by the natives "#$%^!"...a completely untranslateable glottal and nasal tone, sounding rather like a sneeze and a choking sound. Fortunately one of the LOST survivors is a dude called Saltine Cracker or Salty for short and he just smiles and gives everyone a vegemite sandwich as a sign of goodwill
     
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    . . . which is Q's "que" to begin his harrassment of one Captain Sean Louque Picard(sp) . . .
     
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    but it was nothing like the harrsement Dr. Zackery Smith gave Cpt Picard when the Robinsons simply wanted...
     
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    . . . the secret code having to do with Mister Spock's Chess game . . .
     
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    But the secret was there was no secret code, because when Spock wanted to play, he would go see Scotty where he would beam up Hugo "Hurley" Reyes who explained .....
     

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