Strange and bizarre news...(gross alert!)

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  1. rbell

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    Lawyer bites off man's nose in fight: STORY

    • I'm sorry, but this stinks to high heaven.
    • They were at a restaurant...do you reckon he said, "Keep the tip?"
    • Is anyone really surprised the perp was a lawyer? He probably billed him for the time it took to digest the nose.
    Dogs eat owner, who committed suicide: STORY

    "Harry?"
    "Yes, Sally?"
    "Do these kibbles and bits taste funny to you?"

    I hope they don't involve any lawyers in this...his nose has already been consumed.
     
  2. Magnetic Poles

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    Perhaps the deceased was a clown.
     
  3. rbell

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    Hey, nice assist on the classic joke.
     
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    The OP just goes to show you, there is no difference between lawyers and dogs. . .:laugh:
     
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    Something in the OP just ....wait for it... smells funny. Not sure what, I can't put my nose on it.
     
  6. Jon-Marc

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    Why are you insulting the dogs? :laugh:
     

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