Lawyer bites off man's nose in fight: STORY I'm sorry, but this stinks to high heaven. They were at a restaurant...do you reckon he said, "Keep the tip?" Is anyone really surprised the perp was a lawyer? He probably billed him for the time it took to digest the nose. Dogs eat owner, who committed suicide: STORY "Harry?" "Yes, Sally?" "Do these kibbles and bits taste funny to you?" I hope they don't involve any lawyers in this...his nose has already been consumed.