STUFF: For the Philosophically Inclined Baptist!!! :-)

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  1. righteousdude2

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    When you try to describe the difference between world religions, this humorous ditty may serve as a foundation to deeper knowledge. ENJOY!!!

    Tao: Stuff happens.

    Catholicism: If stuff happens, you deserved it.

    Protestantism: Let stuff happen to somebody else.

    Judasim: Why does stuff always happen to us?

    Islam: Stuff happens according to the will of Allah.

    Buddhism: The stuff is an illusion.

    Zen: What is the sound of stuff happening?

    Hinduism: This stuff happened before.

    Mormonism: This stuff should multiply.

    Baha'i Faith: Stuff happens in a progressive manner.

    Agnosticism: I'm not sure about this stuff.

    Atheism: That stuff about the stuff is all just made up stuff.

    Jonestown [and those in DC]: Forget about the stuff and just drink the Kool-Aid.
     
  2. Tom Butler

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    I love it! Can I steal it?
     
  3. righteousdude2

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    I Promise You...

    ....I'll look the other way :thumbs:
     
  4. Gina B

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    Southern Baptist: I Am, therefore I ask permission to steal stuff.
     
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    lol that was funnier than the stuff
     
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    Independent Baptist: God told me to take care of your stuff, so give it to me.
     

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