Suggestions for Political Bumper Stickers

Discussion in 'Politics' started by Bartimaeus, Jun 29, 2008.

  1. Bartimaeus

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    If you have suggestions for political bumper stickers....let's hear them. Maybe you saw one you want to tell us about.

    Suggestion:

    NO CHOICES
    Pain with McCain &
    Trauma with Obama.

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  2. KenH

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    I Apologize, I Voted For Bush
     
  3. Bartimaeus

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    Oh man Ken, was that funny, it cracked me up!
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  4. KenH

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    In honor of the conspiracy theorists:

    Who Did Your Machine Vote For?


    For those who don't like my ideas for stickers:

    Go Ahead, Argue With My Stickers.


    I found these two plus the first one I posted at www.libertystickers.com


    My two favorite bumper stickers of all time - one I saw on the Internet and the other on the back of a vehicle:

    Yankees 1
    Rebels 0
    (Halftime)

    and

    They Can't Fire Me. Slaves Have To Be Sold.
     
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    Protect America's children. Vote against Barak Obama.
     
  6. KenH

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    Well, Pastor Mitchell, if we are going to get serious about these stickers, here's a threefer :) :

    Stop The War With Iran Before It Starts. Vote Against John McCain.

    Aren't Two Simultaneous Wars Enough? Vote Against John McCain.

    Don't Give Bush A 3rd Term. Vote Against John McCain.
     
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  7. Magnetic Poles

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    How about . . .

    Michelle for First Lady

    Barack Rocks!

    Friends don't let friends vote Republican.

    Another veteran for Obama

    We will Barack you!

    Out of Iraq...Vote for Barack!
     
  8. poncho

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    How about...

    Desee Vivo La Nueva Orden Del Mundo!

    One sticker that covers all the candidates...it's the "conservative" thing to do.:smilewinkgrin:


     
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    Hey, I thought Baptist's didn't speak in tongues! Could you please translate for us?
     
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    Sure, "Long Live The New World Order!"

    The one thing all the candidates agree on. Except for Ron Paul of course his bumper sticker would read "Long Live The U.S. Constitution!"

    Which makes him a heretic and "republican" outcast.

    Hey how about...

    "Republicrats Against The Republic" and "Bipartisan Means Never Having To Be Held Accountable" or maybe "Demopublicans For Big Brother".
     
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    Barack sang base, McCain sang Tenor

    Vote McCain for Pirate, Aaarrrgh!

    Vote Obama loved by Mommas everywhere

    Vote Obama to kill Osama

    Vote McCain like snakes on a plane

    Vote McCain and feel the pain

    Vote Barack he'll watch your back

    Join McCain and join the Draft

    I apologize I allowed my friends to drive and vote bush

    You want more Lanicane then vote McCain

    Barack is a lock

    Barack, Paper, McScissors

    Impeach Bush and don't leave him hanging send him to Chad.
     
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    Obama belongs in the White House...shining the Rifleman's boots
     
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    "What, No Skull And Bones Candidates?"
     
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    Don't be neo-conned again--vote 'no' for a third GWB term
     
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    Show Pride In America,
    Take Your Dog To The Polls [​IMG]
     
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    "Will Rogers never met a liberal"
     
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    Write a petition... Ban Athiest's [​IMG]
     
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    Gun Control = Slavery to the Government

    love,

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    Let your light so shine before men [​IMG] Matt 5:16
     
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    If Bare-rock is elected,
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    this will be the presidential brain.
     

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