Summer Classes for Men

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  1. Amy.G

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    Sorry guys! It's just too funny! :love2: :1_grouphug:


    Summer Classes for Men at
    THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

    REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
    by Friday, August 16th 2009
    NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
    OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

    Class 1
    How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
    Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

    Class 2
    The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
    Round Table Discussion.
    Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

    Class 3
    Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
    Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 4
    Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
    Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

    Class 5
    Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
    Examples on Video.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

    Class 6
    Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
    Help Line Support and Support Groups.
    Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

    Class 7
    Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
    Open Forum
    Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

    Class 8
    Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health
    Graphics and Audio Tapes.
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 9
    Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined

    Class 10
    Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
    Driving Simulations.
    4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

    Class 11
    Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
    Online Classes and role-playing
    Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

    Class 12
    How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
    Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

    Class 13
    How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
    Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 14
    The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
    Live Demonstration.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.


    :D:DUpon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
     
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  2. Revmitchell

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    The follow up class will be "How to save up for that fridge with an ice maker."


    We do change it quite often. Usually when we run out in the middle of our......umm reading time.

    Well we could lose our man-card by sitting at 2 am. It is easy to complain if you already sit.

    One is stinky the other is not.

    Just how far from the table is the sink?

    Not in this lifetime or the next.

    And the follow up class will be "Communicating with your spouse when you move things around."

    But harmful to the wallet.

    Why? So we can get wrong directions from someone else.

    Yes. But a hazard to your health.

    Then stop acting like her when we do things you do not like.


    Yea, don't go.

    That is why I got married in the first place.

    Never, Pizza hut is around the corner.
     
  3. Amy.G

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    Good responses RevM.! :laugh:



    I love your sig line!
     
  4. Alcott

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    I can think of a few courses for women...

    "The Purpose of a Binary Question" [it's not to be ready to crack him over the head for not giving the other answer]

    "Taking a Bath" [it's possible to do this without bubbles, salts, erotic novels, and candles-- and even in less than a half-hour]

    "Honest Answers" [if you don't want them, then don't ask for them, as in "Does this outfit make me look fat?"]

    "Can't Touch This!" [learning that nobody is perfect, nor a mind-reader, as far as knowing when, where, and how to touch you]

    "Those 3 Beautiful Words" ['Honey, I'm home!', 'Time for bed', 'Aren't you ready?' and still other sets]

    "The Value of a Dollar" [it's not 1/150 of a pair of shoes]

    "Lingirie for Special Occasions" [having more than 2 or 3 such occasions a year will not ruin the effect thereof-- you probably won't live long enough to wear them out or thin enough to wear them at all-- so use them while you can]

    "The Truth About Legs" [don't use his razor on yours if you don't want him to use your powder puff on his]

    "It's My Own Car!" [even when it won't start]

    "Getting Men to Help With the Holiday Meal" [they will, if you insist-- they'll go take their own at a sports bar and cut your work in half]
     

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