With Super Bowl Sunday coming up, here are some applicable football definitions for church behavior. Pastors on BB might find this useful this Sunday. Church Football Quarterback Sneak – Church members quietly leaving during the invitation. Draw Play – What many children do with the bulletin during worship Half time – The period between Sunday School and worship when many choose to leave. Bench warmer – Those who do not sing, pray, work, or apparently do anything but sit. Backfield-in-Motion – Making a trip to the back (restroom or water fountain) during the service. Staying in the Pocket – What happens to a lot of money that should be given to the Lord’s work. Two-minute Warning – The point at which you realize the sermon is almost over and begin to gather up your children and belongings. Instant Replay – The preacher loses his notes and falls back on last week’s illustrations. Sudden Death – What happens to the attention span of the congregation if the Preacher goes “overtime”. Trap – You’re called on to pray and are sleep. End Run – Getting out of church quick, without speaking to any guest or fellow member. Flex Defense – The ability to allow absolutely nothing said during the sermon to affect your life. Halfback Option – The decision of 50% of the congregation not to return for the evening service. Blitz – The rush for the restaurants following the closing prayer.