Texas archaeologist

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion, that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be out-done by New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, in California an archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, headlines in the LA Times newspaper read: California archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper wire, and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers'.

One week later, a local newspaper in Texas, reported the following: After digging as deep as 30 feet in his pasture near Cut-n-Shoot, Montgomery County, Texas, Bubba, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he'd found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Texas had already gone wireless.