That is a man for you

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  1. SaggyWoman

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    One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt..

    Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'


    'It depends,' I replied.


    'What does it say on your shirt?'


    He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE ! '


    And they say blondes are dumb....


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    A couple is lying in bed. The man says,


    'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...'


    The woman replies, 'I'll miss you.......



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    Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

    A: A rumor

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    Dear Lord,

    I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;

    Love to forgive him;

    and Patience for his moods.

    Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,


    I'll beat him to death.

    AMEN


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    Q: Why do little boys whine?

    A: They are practicing to be men.



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    Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

    A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..

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    Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?


    A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
     
  2. Winman

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    :laugh::laugh::laugh:
     
  3. DrRandyGrace

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    Funny. Really funny. :thumbsup:
     

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