THE COMMON GROUND COFFEE HOUSE #25

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  1. I Am Blessed 24

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    TO THE COMMON GROUND COFFEE HOUSE #25

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    FREE FOOD AND DRINKS...GOOD FELLOWSHIP!

    I will try to be here to serve you; but if not, feel free to help yourself.

    First one in every morning puts the coffee on, last one out at night turns the lights off...

    We serve donuts, cinnamon toast (dry toast available upon request), crumpets, bagels, scones, croissants, brioche rolls, yogurt, salads, light lunches, popsicles, ice cream, homemade cookies and homemade pies, and homemade jams.

    We also serve coffee (with caffeine and without), hot chocolate, hot tea, iced tea, fresh squeezed lemondade and orange juice, cappucino, Mountain Dew, DP, DDP, Coke, Pepsi, Diet Sierra Mist, milk, milk shakes and Kool-Aid.

    As a special treat for the holidays, we have added homemade Eggnog to the menu!

    If you don't see your drink or food of choice...just ask, we will do our best to stock it for you!

    Our aim is to please...come and sit a spell, enjoy the fellowship and come back often! As Christians, we are ALL on common ground...

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    [ December 02, 2003, 12:44 PM: Message edited by: I Am Blessed 16 ]
     
  2. I Am Blessed 24

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    Now that everything is moved to the new location, I can relax! [​IMG]

    See you all in the morning. Pleasant dreams!

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  3. dianetavegia

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    Well, All... I'm glad the other Coffee House filled up because the
    Bah- Humbug was giving me a headache! LOL
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  4. Jim1999

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    To quote Dr. Bob, out of context, of course:

    That is pathetic.

    Now back to the humor.

    Do you know how to give a cat mouth to mouth resucitation if it stops breathing?

    No.

    Good.
     
  5. dianetavegia

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    I thought all the cat killer humor was in the Pit Stop! I love cats.

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    I was trying to break cartoon corner

    Cheers,

    Jim

    Cheerio...I am off for awhile
     
  7. Dr. Bob

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    WAIT A MINUTE! I resemble that remark.

    Man, get home from church and the abuse starts. :eek: [​IMG]
     
  8. dianetavegia

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    It's that time zone thing, Dr. Bob!
     
  9. dianetavegia

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    Or Twilight Zone... that message just posted all by itself while I was watching t.v.! LOL

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  10. Dan Todd

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    Do you all hear me???

    My wife says that I love cats!!
    My wife says that I love cats!!
    My wife says that I love cats!!
    My wife says that I love cats!!
    My wife says that I love cats!!
    My wife says that I love cats!!
    My wife says that I love cats!!
    My wife says that I love cats!!
    My wife says that I love cats!!

    And the truth is - I am very fond of three out of the six that we have. Of the other three - one tolerates my attention - one occasionally lets me pet him - the last one runs at the sight of me!

    Oh well!!

    My wife says that I love cats!!
    My wife says that I love cats!!
    My wife says that I love cats!!
    My wife says that I love cats!!

    Dan - the cat lover?!?!?!?!? :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
     
  11. dianetavegia

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    I had to drop off a check for the store owner two weeks ago and a tiny orange and white kitten came out to greet me. They called her the 'shop cat' but she wasn't much bigger than a mouse and so very precious.

    My one cat is quite elderly and very picky. My Jim declares he's not a cat lover but he's always sneaking the cat food....

    Diane
     
  12. Dr. Bob

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    I genuinely hate the critters. Why?

    They are too much like a woman. Now I'm not going to elaborate, but think through the differences between a cat and a dog.

    And you wonder why most men are DOG people, not cat people?
     
  13. dianetavegia

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    Well, my boys are asleep so I can head to bed now. I don't know when I got this idea that I needed to be up til all were sleeping peacefully!

    Remembering your needs in prayer and wishing all my dear friends a wonderful and peaceful night!


    Psalms 4:8
    I will lie down in peace and sleep, for you alone, O LORD, will keep me safe.

    Jeremiah 39:18
    Because you trusted me, I will preserve your life and keep you safe. I, the LORD, have spoken!'"


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    It's called being a mother. And it never stops, even when they are far from home. [​IMG]
     
  15. dianetavegia

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    Oh now I HAVE to answer this one... LOL

    A dog stinks. A dog licks odd parts. A dog makes advances to your leg. A dog bites. A dog drinks out of the toilet.

    A cat rubs against your leg and meows sweetly. A cat PURRS when you stroke it. A cat is highly intelligent and loving, keeps itself quite clean and never tries to 'marry' your leg.

    I rest my case. LOLOLOL

    Sleep well!
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    Diane - you SAID you were going to bed and that's why I risked broaching the subject.

    Finicky
    Disdain
    No HOPE of training or obedience
    Ignore you
    Fur all over
    HAIR BALLS
    Stinky food
    LITTER BOXES

    Oh, the list just begins. Cats are vile and should be exterminated.

    And cats only go to people like me who are deathly allergic to their dander and love to watch me suffer.
     
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    We USE to keep a cat in the house! One particular time Miriam was off at work and I was around the house---get the picture:

    Cat is layin' in the Livin' Room on the Coffee Table! Blackbird is over on the Recliner watchin' TV(Barker's Beauties, or some similiar show, Blackbird does not recall!) anyway--

    Blackbird gets up to get a glass of tea---he has a pair of gym shorts on--so obviously--his legs are fully exposed from mid thigh down---Blackbird mistakedly believes the cat is nappin'---he passes by the cat on the coffee table---and all in one motion the cat reaches out and "claws" Blackbird on the bare leg---exposing fresh raw flesh and AB- blood!

    Blackbird grabs the cat by the nap of the neck and all in one motion does a "Randy Johnson" fast pitch out the backdoor---goes the cat!!

    Miriam gets home from work--sees the cat in the yard---comes in and asks--"Why is the cat outside????"

    Blackbird says nothin'---but raises the shorts to expose the flesh----it looked as if a Panther had wanted lunch----"This is why the cat is out and will stay out!!!!"

    Your Southern Baptist preachin', cat chunkin' buddy,
    Blackbird
     
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    Blackbird runs a great campaign. Whether he wins or not, (I'm sure he will), He is going to head up the COSMOS Campaign. Cats Oughta Stay, More or less, OutSide.

    My neighbor has 2 momma cats that have had untold numbers of little kittens. She's kept them all. There are 10-15 cats that hang out in MY yard. The only redeeming fact is that we live right off the a well traveled highway. Many cats don't make it to the other side. :eek:
     
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    Think I shall keep my comments to myself (and the pit stop) and drift into a cat-and-tonic state.

    Bed beckons. Long day. Short night. And full day on Monday ahead.

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