The Conspiracy Theory That Alex Jones Is Actually Legendary, Long-Dead Texas Comedian

Discussion in 'News / Current Events' started by Revmitchell, Jan 13, 2015.

  1. Revmitchell

    Revmitchell
    Expand Collapse
    Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2006
    Messages:
    38,332
    Likes Received:
    786
    Alex Jones is no stranger to conspiracy theories, obviously, but here’s a really good one that doesn’t come from him—rather, it’s about him: Have you perhaps heard that he is actually legendary Texas comedian Bill Hicks, who allegedly died in 1994, but who was actually “recruited by the CIA to become the controlled opposition by the mainstream media” who was “continuously fed approved intelligence by his CIA handlers”?

    http://www.texasmonthly.com/daily-p...legendary-long-dead-texas-comedian-bill-hicks
     
  2. 777

    777
    Expand Collapse
    Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 25, 2006
    Messages:
    1,152
    Likes Received:
    59
    No, this is a new one to me and the two don't look that much alike anyways. Both these guys' childhoods are pretty well-documented but it is funny to see a conspiracy theorist become the subject of a conspiracy theory.
     
  3. Rolfe

    Rolfe
    Expand Collapse
    Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 17, 2014
    Messages:
    5,297
    Likes Received:
    393
    Alex Jones is the guy in the Bigfoot videos without the hairy suit.
     
  4. InTheLight

    InTheLight
    Expand Collapse
    Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 17, 2010
    Messages:
    16,221
    Likes Received:
    613
    On the face of it, this is pretty funny. But what is the conspiracy? That the CIA is supplying Alex Jones with conspiracy theories? Or is it that Alex Jones is really Bill Hicks? That's not really a conspiracy, it's just a lie.
     
  5. Rolfe

    Rolfe
    Expand Collapse
    Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 17, 2014
    Messages:
    5,297
    Likes Received:
    393
    Poor Poncho...
     
  6. poncho

    poncho
    Expand Collapse
    Banned

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2004
    Messages:
    19,657
    Likes Received:
    128
    Poor me? :laugh:

    If it weren't for me y'all would still believe Russia invaded Ukraine.

    http://www.baptistboard.com/showthread.php?t=97472

    Then again most of you probably still do despite the total lack of evidence. The only difference between your conspiracy theories and mine is I can provide evidence to support mine.

    I remember not to long ago when I started reporting that Obama and congress (both D's and R's) were funding and arming Islamic extremists (Al Qaeda) in Libya and using our military to fly air cover for them. You all thought I was "nuts".

    Turns out I was right and you guys were um, well you had your heads buried in the mainstream corporate media sand, as usual. :smilewinkgrin:
     
    #6 poncho, Jan 14, 2015
    Last edited by a moderator: Jan 14, 2015
  7. poncho

    poncho
    Expand Collapse
    Banned

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2004
    Messages:
    19,657
    Likes Received:
    128
    Not really. "Debunkers" usually attack the messenger instead of the evidence he is bringing to light.

    Isn't that right Rev?

    Found that evidence of a "Russian invasion" yet? Guess not huh? You were so sure of it too. :laugh:
     
  8. poncho

    poncho
    Expand Collapse
    Banned

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2004
    Messages:
    19,657
    Likes Received:
    128
    “Alex Jones” character to be retired

    Alex Jones, the internationally known trailblazer of new media and icon of the burgeoning liberty movement, makes an unprecedented announcement in this exclusive video.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJGQfhYWpa4#t=69

    I'm A Reptoid Clone of John Wayne and Elvis

    Alex Jones talks about his own conspiracy surounding bill hicks and being a reptoid.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9OjMsCEXtU

    Okay so now y'all know the truth. Are ya happy?
     
    #8 poncho, Jan 15, 2015
    Last edited by a moderator: Jan 15, 2015

Share This Page

Loading...