The Elderly Couple

Discussion in 'Clean Humor' started by kyredneck, Dec 15, 2009.

  1. kyredneck

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    An elderly senior couple were invited to an old friends home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.

    The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love. While the husband was in the living room, her lady friend leaned over to her host to say, 'I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your husband all those loving pet names'.

    The elderly lady hung her head. 'I have to tell you the truth,' she said, 'His name slipped my mind about 10 years ago, and I'm scared to death to ask the old crank what his name is.'
     
  2. Marcia

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    LOL! A good one!

    I needed some good humor after all posting on those serious threads!
     

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