The latest green fad: Reusable Toilet paper!

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  1. rbell

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    Ewww...

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    according to some greenies, our using soft toilet paper is "worse than driving a hummer."

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    OK, I'll start...TinyTim will be along shortly:

    • I admire folk for attempting to 'wipe out' the problem.
    • Unfortunately, I see this becoming the butt of a lot of jokes.
    • Guess I should be nice and turn the other cheek.
     
  2. Scarlett O.

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    Oh, gross!! I know its got to be sanitary and all, but just the thought of it is going to make some people go back to "subscribing" to the Sears catalog!!

    On the bright side, I guess Mr. Whipple won't have to worry about anyone squeezing the Charmin.
     
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    Now why is it that as soon as someone has a toilet paper comment... I am always the butt of the joke?

    Break one toilet.. and no one ever forgets!!! lol

    I guess I should be honored...

    Yes.. .I am... and humbled...

    My, I feel flushed....

    I had better go have a seat...
     
  4. Aaron

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    Frank Burns was right! (Anyone remember the old M*A*S*H episode to which I'm alluding?)
     
  5. Scarlett O.

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    I don't know which one you're refering to, but I just googled M*A*S*H quotes and came up with some of Frank's quotes that made me laugh out loud!!

    "Any stupid baboon can see that she isn't here, including me." - FB

    "I'm paranoid because everyone is against me!" - FB

    "I've got your picture in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. If that isn't love, I don't know what is." - FB

    (sorry, rbell, for hijacking your thread) :saint:
     
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    yeah u better but don't break it
     
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    Sense we are using corn for everything from bio-diesel to grain alcohol to expand the oil supply why not use the cob for the job? Hey, it beats using second hand toilet tissue. :saint:

    Ah, Tim, I have never broken a toilet before.
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    Good for you! lol....

    NOW.. back to the OP... If you follow the links.. you can see this reusable TP is made out of hemp....

    Gotta be some jokes there...

    (tiny trying to divert attention)
     
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    You might be surprised at where some drinking water comes from.
     
  10. rbell

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    That explains the etymology of the word "pot"ty...

    Does that mean "green" bathrooms will come with an extra towel rack, to hang up our TP?


    One cautionary note: When your yard gets TP'd...put on gloves before cleaning up. It might not be new...[​IMG]
     
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    This gives a whole new dimension to the maxim:

    "The job's not done 'til the paper work is finished!"

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    Something to ponder while sitting on the throne!! :smilewinkgrin:
     
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    Enough said... :tongue3: :laugh:


    Remember to put down the seat, you GUYS are all the same...


    Maybe I should go into recycling, sounds like a crappy business...
     
  13. Steven2006

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    Here we go

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    Wonder if al gore will reuse his toilet paper, save the toilet peper, save the planet.
     
  15. Aaron

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    Frank Burns said the Communists hate America because we had latrines and toilet paper.
     
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    What :flower:





    like smoking in the bathroom?





    :laugh:
     
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    Of course not. It will just be the poor working folks who won't be able to afford TP. The rich will have it, and the poor welfare people will buy it with our tax money. The working class had better start saving those old T-shirts and hankies. Our children and grandchildren will need them since they'll be busy paying for Obama's stimulus bill. . .
     
  18. Lilachka523

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    oh wow :D *hehe*:laugh:

     

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