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Featured The Mayan Thingy is Getting Close

Discussion in 'General Baptist Discussions' started by Benjamin, Dec 17, 2012.

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  1. HankD

    HankD Well-Known Member
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    Right! that's a common answer "the world as you knew it no longer exists".

    But in this case it's true.

    HankD
     
    #21 HankD, Dec 18, 2012
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    I may stack up some Oreos and make a sacrifice tonight. If it doesn't work see ya'll on the other side.

    :1_grouphug:
     
    #22 Benjamin, Dec 20, 2012
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    It just so happens that Saturday I'm building a pile of horse manure (in layers and wetting it down to bring it 'in heat') for the 2013 garden.

    How befitting.
     
    #23 kyredneck, Dec 20, 2012
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    Well, at this late hour it has been the 21st in the far east for several hours. How many times have we heard dates in our lives that is the end of the world. Too many to count.
     
    #24 saturneptune, Dec 20, 2012
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    Is that was that is for. I would have thought it was to nuture your posts about Israel.
     
    #25 saturneptune, Dec 20, 2012
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    But it's not the 21st where the Mayans were. They weren't in Fiji so we can't go by them. ;)
     
    #26 annsni, Dec 20, 2012
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    Thanks for reminding me! I need to bring horse poop to a lady at ballet for her garden. I keep forgetting! LOL
     
    #27 annsni, Dec 20, 2012
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    Well, you got me on that one. Cannot think of a good comeback since I doubt there were any airliners going to Australia from Mexico.
     
    #28 saturneptune, Dec 20, 2012
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    Put a postage stamp on the whole of the pile----and mail it up to Washington, DC------compliments of the "Boys from the South!!":laugh::laugh:
     
    #29 blackbird, Dec 20, 2012
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    Just out of curiosity, is this supposed to happen just after midnight on Friday early morning, or just before midnight, Friday late-night?
     
    #30 DHK, Dec 20, 2012
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    It is a gradual 24 hour process. It starts out with the Zombies, then the asteroids move in, then the comets. After about twelve hours, the fundemental Baptists and Calvinists take over the various governments. They order everyone executed that ever enjoyed life or read another version than KJ. This leaves about 24 people left alive. They are then given glorified bodies and sit around the heavenly throne in heaven just before midnight Friday night.
     
    #31 saturneptune, Dec 20, 2012
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    Now that's shovel ready!
     
    #32 padredurand, Dec 20, 2012
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    Sounds like an Obama speech.
     
    #33 saturneptune, Dec 20, 2012
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    I don't know who it was the created the myth that the Mayans predicted the end of the world but I just found out tonight that the Mayans themselves do not believe it. In fact they are laughing at everyone.

    Their calender is cyclical. It ends and then starts over again. Tomorrow it ends. That does not mean the end of the world.
     
    #34 Revmitchell, Dec 21, 2012
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    blithering [ˈblɪðərɪng]
    adj
    1. talking foolishly; jabbering
    2. Informal stupid; foolish you blithering idiot
    http://www.thefreedictionary.com/blithering
     
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    Congratulations, you can recognize sarcasm. That being the case, the post makes more sense than yours on a good day.
     
    #36 saturneptune, Dec 21, 2012
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    Are you as mouthy in real life as you are on line?
     
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    You interjected yourself into a conversation no one asked you to respond to, and call names that show your character. What I do in real life is none of your concern.
     
    #38 saturneptune, Dec 21, 2012
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    Actually it has happened already.

    "The world ended this morning at 3:11AM but no one noticed".

    From the Mayan Preterist Society

    HankD
     
    #39 HankD, Dec 21, 2012
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    Well, so much for that...
     
    #40 Arbo, Dec 21, 2012
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