The Mistaken Christian

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  1. LeBuick

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    A stressed out woman on a busy boulevard was tailgating a man. Suddenly, the light turns yellow so he does the honest thing and stops at the crosswalk even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

    The tailgating woman hit’s the roof, the horn and was screaming in frustration because she missed her chance to get through the intersection. While still in mid-rant, she hears a tap on her window and looks up into the face of a very serious police officer.

    The officer orders her to exit the car with her hands up and takes her to the police station where she is searched, fingerprinted, photographed and placed in a cell. After a couple of hours, a policewoman approaches the cell and opens the door. She is escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer is waiting with her personal effects.

    He says, “I’m very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you while cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the Choose Life license plate holder along with the What Would Jesus Do and the Follow Me to Sunday School bumper stickers as well as the chrome plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally I assumed you had stolen the car.”
     
  2. Jon-Marc

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    Yes, well, the world is watching those of us who claim the name of Christian. What do they see in us.
     
  3. LeBuick

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    I agree, the joke has so much truth that in a way it's not funny...
     

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