The Pants Game (OK, it's dumb, but very funny.)

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  1. Scarlett O.

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    I saw this on another forum and laughed out loud.

    All you do is take a famous quote and substitute the word "pants" for pertinent words. Really, that's all.

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    Here are some examples that made me laugh.


    • "Go ahead, punk, ..... make my pants."



    • "The story you are about to see it true. Only the pants have been changed to protect the innocent."



    • "Actions speak louder than pants."



    • "Hello, we aren't home now. Please leave your pants and we'll get back to you later."



    • "Pants? We ain't got no pants! We don't need no pants! I don't have to show you any stinking pants!" (my personal favorite)
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
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    To pants or not to pants? That is the question.
     
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    "Ck421, why aren't you in your pants?"
     
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    Once my younger brother was reading out of a textbook about flies and he kept replacing the word flies with pants. I was picturing pants with wings flying around the room and being swatted at with a fly swatter.

    So recently I thought of this during the middle of Bible study while we were sharing prayer requests. I was trying hard not to laugh, but failed in the end. I was quick to explain that I was laughing at something my brother did and not at someone's grandparent being in the hospital.
     
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    Pants today, pants tomorrow
     
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    Give me liberty or give me pants!
     
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    Paaaants for the memories....
     
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    I think you're gonna need bigger pants.
     
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    Who let the pants out?
     
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ......

    These are all making me laugh.

    "My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My pants thank you. And I thank you." (Yankee Doodle Dandy, 1942)
     
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    Pants you see me, Pants you don't
     
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    I can't believe it's not pants!

    Hold the pants, hold the lettuce. Special pants don't upset us.

    I'd like to teach the world to pants in perfect harmony.
     
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    Seriously, you all need to get out more. I really don't see the fun in this?
     
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    All you need is pants, all you need is pants, all you need is pants, pants, pants is all you need.
     
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    Can you pass me the pants?
     
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    I love you with all my pants.
     
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    My Pants are running on low battery.
     
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    I need to go to the salon and dye my pants.
     
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    Honey can you take out the pants?
     
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    Subway:eat pants.
     

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