The Twelve Days of Christmas… MegaChurch Style!

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    Lyrics by Jack & Gretchen Hall

    On the 1st day of Christmas, my cool church gave to me...
    A purpose driven sermon series!

    On the 2nd day of Christmas, my cool church gave to me...
    2 iced cappuccinos
    And a purpose driven sermon series!

    On the 3rd day of Christmas, my cool church gave to me...
    3 days on a marriage retreat
    2 iced cappuccinos
    And a purpose driven sermon series!

    On the 4th day of Christmas, my cool church gave to me...
    4 points of grace
    3 days on a marriage retreat
    2 iced cappuccinos
    And a purpose driven sermon series!

    On the 5th day of Christmas, my cool church gave to me...
    FINANCIAL PEACE!!!!
    4 points of grace
    3 days on a marriage retreat
    2 iced cappuccinos
    And a purpose driven sermon series!

    On the 6th day of Christmas, my cool church gave to me...
    6 prayers of Jabez
    FINANCIAL PEACE!!!!
    4 points of grace
    3 days on a marriage retreat
    2 iced cappuccinos
    And a purpose driven sermon series!

    On the 7th day of Christmas, my cool church gave to me...
    7 promises of a promise keeper
    6 prayers of Jabez
    FINANCIAL PEACE!!!!
    4 points of grace
    3 days on a marriage retreat
    2 iced cappuccinos
    And a purpose driven sermon series!

    On the 8th day of Christmas, my cool church gave to me...
    8 choruses of “Awesome God”
    7 promises of a promise keeper
    6 prayers of Jabez
    FINANCIAL PEACE!!!!
    4 points of grace
    3 days on a marriage retreat
    2 iced cappuccinos
    And a purpose driven sermon series!

    On the 9th day of Christmas, my cool church gave to me...
    9 ladies NOT preaching
    8 choruses of “Awesome God”
    7 promises of a promise keeper
    6 prayers of Jabez
    FINANCIAL PEACE!!!!
    4 points of grace
    3 days on a marriage retreat
    2 iced cappuccinos
    And a purpose driven sermon series!

    On the 10th day of Christmas, my cool church gave to me...
    10 Willow Creek dramas
    9 ladies NOT preaching
    8 choruses of “Awesome God”
    7 promises of a promise keeper
    6 prayers of Jabez
    FINANCIAL PEACE!!!!
    4 points of grace
    3 days on a marriage retreat
    2 iced cappuccinos
    And a purpose driven sermon series!

    On the 11th day of Christmas, my cool church gave to me...
    11 packs of Testamints
    10 Willow Creek dramas
    9 ladies NOT preaching
    8 choruses of “Awesome God”
    7 promises of a promise keeper
    6 prayers of Jabez
    FINANCIAL PEACE!!!!
    4 points of grace
    3 days on a marriage retreat
    2 iced cappuccinos
    And a purpose driven sermon series!

    On the 12th day of Christmas, my cool church gave to me...
    12 seekers snickering
    11 packs of Testamints
    10 Willow Creek dramas
    9 ladies NOT preaching
    8 choruses of “Awesome God”
    7 promises of a promise keeper
    6 prayers of Jabez
    FINANCIAL PEACE!!!!
    4 points of grace
    3 days on a marriage retreat
    2 iced cappuccinos
    And a purpose driven sermon series!
     

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