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Things You Never Hear in Church

Discussion in 'General Baptist Discussions' started by Revmitchell, Aug 12, 2006.

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  1. Servent

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    Sorry but you have to take #3 & 7 off he list. Have said & do both.:thumbs:
     
    #21 Servent, Aug 17, 2006
  2. gekko

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    - "hey! lets all go to prayer meeting!"

    - "well - its prayer meeting - but there's only five of us - lets go out witnessing after a short time of prayer"

    - "wow! look at the turn out this wednesday evening for prayer!"

    - "Repent and be baptized!"
     
    #22 gekko, Aug 17, 2006
  3. Gib

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    "Alright boys, let's break out the pitch harps and make a joyful noise!?
     
    #23 Gib, Aug 17, 2006
  4. Brother Bob

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    Does this apply to the Pastor too for I take a lot of medicine and runs me to death. I wouldn't be able to stand it.
     
    #24 Brother Bob, Aug 17, 2006
  5. Brother Bob

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    We will disagree in love. :) You rat!
     
    #25 Brother Bob, Aug 17, 2006
  6. LeBuick

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    Me too, I have serious gout and everyone knows I leave the sanctuary during offering then again just after I preach. The medicine they have me on gives me dry mouth and little warning...
     
    #26 LeBuick, Aug 17, 2006
  7. Soulman

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    1. Let's go soul winning

    2. Now that I led this fella to Christ, It's my responsibility to disciple him.

    3. I'll run that bus.
     
    #27 Soulman, Aug 20, 2006
  8. Joseph M. Smith

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    Leaving the sanctuary during the offering ... sounds like a great strategy to avoid the plate! When I was Baptist Chaplain at Howard University, we noticed bunches of students arriving at chapel services late every week, and the Dean of the Chapel said, "They're trying to miss the offering!".
     
    #28 Joseph M. Smith, Aug 21, 2006
  9. drfuss

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    26. I wish that preacher would just raise his voice a little. I'm craving some adrenaline-pumping entertainment.

    27. I wish that preacher would just calm down a little. Is he speaking directly at me?

    28. The wine is running out.

    29. In accordance with Matt. 23:7-10, please don't address me as Pastor. My name is ________.
     
    #29 drfuss, Aug 21, 2006
  10. UberSmith

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    Things you never hear........

    Things You NEVER Hear?...."I'm Sorry"
     
    #30 UberSmith, Aug 21, 2006
  11. kubel

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    30. Sorry but you have to take #3 & #7 off the list. Have said and do both.

    :laugh:
     
    #31 kubel, Aug 22, 2006
  12. El_Guero

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    Number 6 was a good laugh.

     
    #32 El_Guero, Aug 22, 2006
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