The following is a joke told by a visiting preacher a few weeks ago on the Bob Schuler Show. Three preachers were good friends and decided to go fishing. They rented a small boat and went out to the middle of a big lake. While out there, the boat capsized and all three preachers drown. All three preachers woke up in hell. The Baptist preacher said to the others: "Wow, it is really hot down here. I was sure I was Christian, but I guess I wasn't really a true Christian or I wouldn't be here." The Methodist preacher said to the others: Boy, it is really hot down here. I was really a true Christian, but I must have lost my salvation or I wouldn't be here." The positive thinking Bob Schuler type preacher said: "It is not hot down here. In fact, I am not really here." The audience really laughed. To make it up to Schuler, the visiting preacher spent the next few minutes praising Schuler.