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Three things to ponder

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Amy.G, Jul 9, 2008.

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  1. Amy.G

    Amy.G New Member

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    Three Things to Ponder:

    1. Cows
    2. The Constitution
    3. The Ten Commandments

    C O W S
    Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.


    T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N
    They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, . . . and we're not using it anymore.


    T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S
    The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
     
    #1 Amy.G, Jul 9, 2008
  2. tinytim

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    ROFL!!! especially the part about politicians!!!
     
    #2 tinytim, Jul 9, 2008
  3. Gwen

    Gwen Active Member

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    So funny! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
    #3 Gwen, Jul 9, 2008
  4. Plain Old Bill

    Plain Old Bill New Member

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    Hey you might really have something with that cow thingy.:laugh:
     
    #4 Plain Old Bill, Jul 11, 2008
  5. Salamander

    Salamander New Member

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    The 3rd one isn't funny at all, even though it is true, it is more sad than anything that we should find it humorous the terrible state our court systems are in!

    The second one is too true and what are WE doing about it!!! Laughing? NOT ME!!!
     
    #5 Salamander, Jul 14, 2008
  6. mark brandwein

    mark brandwein New Member

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    :applause: That was funny and to the point:applause:
     
    #6 mark brandwein, Jul 14, 2008
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