To Diet

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  1. tyndale1946

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    Aug 30, 2001
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    This is a humorous poem I wrote and am sure a lot of people can relate to this story poem... Brother Glen

    My wife said my dear, let me make myself clear
    I can no longer keep quiet
    You let yourself go and you know
    You need to go on a diet.
    Now I admit I’m in shape… Round
    But I’ve also found… I’m nice, friendly and wise
    It chills me to the bone… And I’m not alone
    Many dudes don’t exercise
    Besides its no fun, when they make you run
    And they did in the U.S.M.C
    She just shook her head
    Looked at me and said
    You know that was a loooong time ago!
    She said I have a plan
    Now you men understand
    That this is not going my way
    We are going to get slim
    I signed US up for the gym
    Our membership starts today.
    If this was the end, I’d end it my friends
    But she was just getting started
    A word to the wise when you exercise
    Your favorite yummies and you will be parted
    To be lean, you must cherish greens
    And veggies by the ton
    Sugar… NO!... NO!
    Soda… Uh… UHHHHH!
    And I am just getting started
    I know this is rude
    Say goodbye to fast food
    And forget pizza during the game
    Water, and water, and water and water
    Enough to wash you down the drain
    I then cocked my head
    Looked at her and said
    Yes dear I have it quite clear
    Now this is the end
    Quite frankly my friends
    She did the same thing last year
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