Top ten reasons Eve was created ...

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  1. thisnumbersdisconnected

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    With apologies to doctrinal purists, and my fellow brothers in Christ in particular ...

    10. God was worried Adam would frequently get lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
    9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.
    8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need someone to buy one for him.
    7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.
    6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.
    5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
    4. As the Keeper of the Garden but without sheds or greenhouses, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.
    3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his trouble on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
    2. As the Bible says, “It is not good for man to be alone.”

    And #1 …

    When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head, and said, “I can do better than that.”
     
  2. DocTrinsoGrace

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    Hopefully a Venn diagram of those two sets would at least show two overlapping circles!

    Regardless, I seem to recall Mark Twain said the reason that God created Adam first was that He didn't want any advice. :laugh:
     
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    Please! I'm having to go back and pick up bachelor's level college algebra so I can take a bachelor's level statistics course so I can move on to my Masters, and Algebra gives me a headache!

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