Upstate New York

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  1. Salty

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    I'm not sure why I put this in humor, because it really is true:



    When the temperature is:

    60 above zero:

    Floridians turn on the heat.

    People in Upstate New York plant gardens.

    50 above zero:


    Californians shiver uncontrollably.

    People in Watertown sunbathe.

    40 above zero:


    Italian & English cars won't start.

    People in Upstate New York drive with the windows down.

    32 above zero:


    Distilled water freezes.
    The water in Saranac Lake gets thicker.


    20 above zero:

    Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.

    People in Upstate New York throw on a flannel shirt.

    15 above zero:


    New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
    People in Lake Placid have the last cookout before it gets cold.


    Zero:

    People in Miami all die.

    People in Pulaski close the windows.

    10 below zero:


    Californians fly away to Mexico

    People in Upstate New York get out their winter coats.

    25 below zero:

    Hollywood disintegrates.

    The Girl Scouts in Upstate New York are selling cookies door to door.

    40 below zero:


    Washington DC runs out of hot air.

    People in Carthage let the dogs sleep indoors.

    100 below zero:


    Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
    Folks in Potsdam get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.


    460 below zero (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale):

    ALL atomic motion stops.
    People in Upstate New York start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"


    500 below zero:

    Equator freezes over.

    Upstate New York public schools will open 2 hours late

     

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