Visitation

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  1. Thousand Hills

    Thousand Hills
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    Maybe this is an old one to some of you, but I'd never heard it before so I thought I'd share :laugh:

    A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house, it was obvious that someone was home, but nobody came to the door even though the preacher knocked several times. Finally, the preacher took out his card, wrote out "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it, and stuck it in the door.

    Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and dine with him, and he with me. - Rev 3:20

    The next day, the card turned up in the collection plate. Below the preacher's message was written the following notation:

    I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; and I hid myself. - Genesis 3:10
     
  2. Dauntie27

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    That was cute.
    Here is another cute one:

    There is the story of a preacher who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."
     

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