I'm looking for a good joke/story about deacons to add to my sermon. Not looking to bash my deacons so please leave those kind of jokes out. Just looking for something funny to liven up the sermon. It amazed me that out of the hundreds of illustration, quote, and joke books I possess not one of them had a good story or joke about deacons. I found hundreds for pastors, but not one good one for deacons.