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Discussion in 'Free-For-All Archives' started by I Am Blessed 24, May 2, 2003.
What happened when the tornado hit McDonald's?
Which type of margarine will give you a crown on your head when you take a bite of bread and spread?
Aches and Pains.
What are some of the benefits from working for the local cable co.?
"It's new! Improved! Made with 100% real toes! Get your ___ ___ today!"
What did Beethoven write his music in?
What did I get when I sat on some spilt salt?
What do you call someone who lives in Philadelphia?
What is a perfectly acceptable name for a cat?
Where do people stand to get a good laugh?
What language does Dr. Seuss speak?
What is a more gentile thing to call a snitch?
Where does the Tornado family put their garbage cans?
Late for dinner.
What did my wife say when she caught me digging through the fridge?
What is the only thing that makes my hips feel SMALL?
Little piles of leaves are what raking leaves.
What flavor transports me right back to my childhood?
Is that where Jack kissed Jill?
I don't remember Jack kissing Jill, I remember them going up the hill to fetch a pale of water, and Jack falling down, breaking his crown, and Jill tumbling after...
What happened to the water in the pale when Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after?
The apple tree.
Oh No!! I feel so silly they didn't kiss and they were brother and sister..
Apple tree hmmm.... lets see
I was under the apple tree and an apple hit me in the head and I chased a rabbit in a little hole after I drank a shrinking potion and I met the queen of hearts and I offered her an apple but not one of poison like Snow Whites' wicked step-mother did!! Oh no they are coming to lock me up in my rubber room for making jack kiss jill!
What is appearing just under my nose because of the mist those tears of laughter you insighted are causing? You are too funny.