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What was the question, please? Part III

Discussion in 'Free-For-All Archives' started by I Am Blessed 24, May 2, 2003.

  1. Wisdom Seeker

    Wisdom Seeker New Member

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    What do some men like to call grey hair? (And they expect a laugh for it too...eh boy :rolleyes: )

    A blustery day.
     
  2. WonderingOne

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    What makes the leaves shimmer and the flowers dance?

    Chow Mein
     
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    What can a horse do if it has a really twisty neck?

    A: goldfish bowl
     
  4. Sam

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    What is a pro fishermen chamionship tournament called?

    tennis shoe
     
  5. Wisdom Seeker

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    What aren't just for Tennis anymore?

    Babbling Brook
     
  6. Gib

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    What did the creek call the brook that would not shut up?

    Dry Goods
     
  7. Dan Todd

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    What did Noah have on the ark?

    The beach.
     
  8. Gib

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    Where was I standing when I asked my 1st wife to marry me?


    No
     
  9. Sam

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    What Gib wishes his first wife had said when he asked her to marry him? (guess that she is an X)

    Zig Zag
     
  10. I Am Blessed 24

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    In what pattern does a drunk walk?

    Fishing Derby
     
  11. Dan Todd

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    What do you call a British snapper race?


    New York City
     
  12. I Am Blessed 24

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    What was built after Old York City burned down?

    Worms
     
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    What do you eat when nobody loves you and everybody hates you?

    A: change purse
     
  14. Dan Todd

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    What is the reason my wife must have 50 purses?

    Grasshoppers
     
  15. Sam

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    What is a bug called that tries to find out if the grass is greener on the other side?

    ant hill
     
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    What did we call my father's sister when she hit 50?

    A: disco
     
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    Who makes DVD's and CD's?

    Heat Wave.
     
  18. I Am Blessed 24

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    What's the name for an old-fashioned curling iron?

    Waste Basket
     
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    What happens when you shoot an air ball on the basketball court?

    pickled paper
     
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    What is an inebriated notepad?

    Catfish
     
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