What will you leave behind?

Sense Webdog is passionate about things of vintage, I leave him my Coca Beach News papers that reported the launch of Apollo 11 in June of '69. :godisgood:

I leave SFIC and Linda64 my commemorative Coca Cola Bottle collection except my NASCAR bottles of which I divide among PastorSBC, SBCPreacher, CCRobinson and Swaimj.:thumbsup:

I leave Ed Edwards my High School Diploma. Which should prove that I have just enough wit to qualify above that of a louse.

I leave Joe my bicycle (Ross American) and shorts, of which I can no longer pedal and shorts that I can no longer wear. :laugh:

 

What I've always wanted.

I would leave TinyTim an unlimited supply of pink fingernail polish, unlimited supply of corn, and a heavy duty toilet seat. :laugh:

TomVols, I would leave Kentucy Wildcat banners to put over the pictures of Bruce Pearl and Pat Summitt.

 

:applause: :thumbs: I forgot about the stall story, that one put tears in my eyes...

 

I will leave my snow shovel and a bag of salt to LeBuick because I know what the weather is like where he lives.

To Sopranette, I will leave 5 pair of crutches.

To Palatka, I will leave my chocolate Nascar model.

To TinyTim I will leave the ability to say what's on his mind.

 

I'll leave Tater my hundered extra pounds. She need them like I need my wife to have her credit cards... :BangHead:

 

I leave Sopranette my walking boot.

I leave I Am Blessed 17 my life size stand up of LaBron James.

I leave Tiny Tim my old "The Incredible Hulk" comics. Those little blue smurfes still get on my nerves.

 

To my good friend the lovely Ms. Sue I leave three fireman helmets painted in Christmas theme for her annual nativity scene. I would like to make sure that going forward your scene is PC for the southerners. Let me explain with a story I found here http://www.geocities.com/whisperzz.geo/virginia.html#nativity

 

I leave LeBuick a new pulpit, since he has pounded his into oblivion by now.

 

I leave LeBuick a handkerchief as that looks like spittle flying from that pulpit. :tongue3:

 

To Tator Tot I leave an entire Mr. Potato Head designer wardrobe by CALVIN CLIDAHO.

To Patatka51 I leave a dozen chocolate donuts and a fresh pot of coffee, since someone took his and left a rocket in their place.

To Webdog I leave a lifetime supply of diapers for all those cute childrens he keeps having.

 

Thanks, Amy. In return you can have every wet, slimy hairball my cat throws up and my dog grabs running around the house while I'm chasing her and yelling at her "let it go Sadie" with my son chasing me scolding me for chasing and yelling at the dog while my cat just sits there watching.

Cats are great :laugh:

 

They're also smarter than you. :laugh: :laugh:

While you all are running around barking and scolding and chasing dogs with hair balls, she's sitting there enjoying the show! :laugh:

 

NOBODY LEFT ME NOTHIN'. :tear:


I hope I at least get an invitation to a few of your funerals. I really would like to see a few of them... raying:

 

I've been trying to leave you with a winning baseball team...but I'm still waiting for mine to start winning (Indians)

 

I leave Rubato1 a great big map of the world, so he can figure out what his exact location is, because as of now he only knows that he is somewhere on EARTH.




Location, location, location.

 

Ah, Rubato1 how could I have ever forgotten you? I leave you my life size stand up of Jeff Burton, who has a Coke in his right hand. :thumbsup: Always remember, "Coke adds life." :laugh: And with Amy's gift he can "Give the World a Coke."

 

Are all of these life-sized stand-ups the only friends you have (you certainly seem to have several of them)? You are a Coke employee, so I could kind of understand that...I wonder how much they had to pay Jeff Burton to hold that coke in his hand? :laugh:


I love you, Mel. I love you with a Pepsi in my hand :thumbs:.

 

Being of sound mind............

I spent every dime I had.

BBob, :tongue3: :laugh:

 

LOL LeBuick. "We came from afar". LOL

Usually when someone asks me what I am going to leave behind, I say, "everything"!