This is a paraphrased recreation of something I read on Facebook.... I asked a little girl what she wants to be when she grows up. "I want to be the President of the United States," she said. 'Good,' I told her, knowing her parents standing by, acquaintances of mine and liberal Democrats, would be proud of her answer. 'What's the first thing you would you do if you were the president?' I asked. She said "I would feed the homeless and be sure they had a warm, safe place to sleep." Her parents beamed. I said, 'You don't have to be president to get started on that. I'll tell you what-- if you'll come over to my house and work for about half a day, you could do all the mowing, edging, hedge trimming, weeding and watering that I need done now. I would pay you $50 for that. Then you could take the $50 to the store and buy food to feed quite a number of homeless people. How about that?' She said, "Well, why don't the homeless people just come and do that for you for the $50? Wouldn't that be easier?" I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.' Her parents have not spoken to me since.