Why did the man cross the road?

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Why did the man cross the road?

  1. I don't know. Why do men do anything?

    5 vote(s)
    31.3%
  2. To get to the other side.

    4 vote(s)
    25.0%
  3. His car was parked over there.

    5 vote(s)
    31.3%
  4. To go to the bathroom.

    3 vote(s)
    18.8%
  5. To check out the sun bathers.

    2 vote(s)
    12.5%
  6. He had to ask directions.

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%
  7. He was going to church.

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%
  8. He had to check the mail.

    2 vote(s)
    12.5%
  9. Other.

    4 vote(s)
    25.0%
  10. None of the above.

    2 vote(s)
    12.5%
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  1. SaggyWoman

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    Your answer?
     
  2. Amy.G

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    To take a nap?
     
  3. David Lamb

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    To provide an opportunity for this poll! :laugh:
     
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    I like David Lamb's answer :laugh:
     
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    To get away from his wife nagging him.
     
  6. I Am Blessed 24

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    Because he could... :)
     
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    To prove to the possum it could actually be done!

    love,

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    LOL, love this
     
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    Ernest Hemmingway: To die. In the rain.

    Dr. Suess: Did the man cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? But why he crossed it, I've not been told.

    J.F.K: Ask not why the man crossed the road. Ask what road you can cross for this man.

    Richard Nixon: The man did not cross the road. I repeat, the man DID NOT cross the road.

    Plato: For the greater good.

    Timothy Leary: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let him take.

    And, of course, Captain Kirk: To boldy go where no man has gone before.

    love,

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    Bill Clinton: Define 'cross'.
     
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    Barack Obama: Because it's time for a CHANGE!!

    Dick Cheney: Where's my gun??

    Al Gore: I invented the road.
     
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    Why did the man cross the road? Because his GPS unit told him to!
     
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
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    Einstein: It's all relative; did the man cross the road, or did the road cross to the man?
     
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    He was lost...

    Clint Eastwood: To make my day.
     
  16. Alcott

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    The same reason as for crossing a t-- it just looks like it needs to be crossed.
     
  17. EdSutton

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    "To get to the chicken farm across the road!" Colonel Sanders

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