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Discussion in 'Forum for Polls' started by SaggyWoman, Jul 9, 2008.
To take a nap?
To provide an opportunity for this poll! :laugh:
I like David Lamb's answer :laugh:
To get away from his wife nagging him.
Because he could...
To prove to the possum it could actually be done!
LOL, love this
Ernest Hemmingway: To die. In the rain.
Dr. Suess: Did the man cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? But why he crossed it, I've not been told.
J.F.K: Ask not why the man crossed the road. Ask what road you can cross for this man.
Richard Nixon: The man did not cross the road. I repeat, the man DID NOT cross the road.
Plato: For the greater good.
Timothy Leary: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let him take.
And, of course, Captain Kirk: To boldy go where no man has gone before.
Bill Clinton: Define 'cross'.
Barack Obama: Because it's time for a CHANGE!!
Dick Cheney: Where's my gun??
Al Gore: I invented the road.
Why did the man cross the road? Because his GPS unit told him to!
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Einstein: It's all relative; did the man cross the road, or did the road cross to the man?
He was lost...
Clint Eastwood: To make my day.
The same reason as for crossing a t-- it just looks like it needs to be crossed.
"To get to the chicken farm across the road!" Colonel Sanders