Why they should join

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  1. Salty

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    This game is a takeoff of "Ban the person above you"

    Here, you are to tell the person above you which branch of the military they should serve in, why they should join, and what job they should do.

    To get things going, I will start with one individual, and then whoever posts next will tell me...

    Let's have some fun

    Salty

    ps, War zones are off limits for location, and chaplains are off limits for jobs.
     
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    SALTCITYBAPTIST should join the Army and work in the Mess Hall, in charge of the SALT (of course).
     
  3. Salty

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    Rev Mitchell:

    Branch: Air Force - he looks good in blue ties
    Job Cook - he could be the lethal weapon for the enemy
    Location Alaska - give him a chance to use the snow shovel, his
    wife got for him 3 years ago
     
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    Salty should join the paratroupers, because I'm sure someone has told him at one time or another to take a flying leap! J/k, j/k :laugh:

    love,

    Sopranette
     
  5. Salty

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    Sopranette sould join:

    Branch:......Navy - so she can learn how to swim
    Job:...........Fireman - she wants to sit around all day and do nothing Location:....Korea - when she calls BB members at noon it will be
    .................2am in the US

    :laugh:
     
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    "The Baby Blue Marines":laugh:
     
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    Are you trying to start a fight. [​IMG]
     
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    Salty:


    The Boy Scouts - because he looks good in the uniform.:laugh:
     
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    I wanted to join the Girl Scouts, but Mrs Salty wouldnt let me:BangHead:
     
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    Rev Mitchell should have a desk job, so he can look for spelling errrors!

    love,

    Sopranette
     
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    Sopranette sould join:

    Branch:......Coast Guard - she thinks it has to do with being a life guard
    Job:...........engine repairman - you need someone to break things so you can hire someone else to fix it
    Location:....Idaho - she wants to live on the seashore
     
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    Salty should join:

    The Canadian mounties.

    That way, he will stay off this thread long enough for us to post about other people. :BangHead:

    J/K

    Or do they have back-top computers for use on horseback? :type:
     
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    Rubato should join the Atlanta Braves so he would learn what a major league team is really like.
    [​IMG]
     
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    Salty should join badjokesaholics anonymous
     
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    I understand you are hosting the next meeting:laugh: :1_grouphug:
     
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    Salty should join the railroad, he'd have that train running on time.[​IMG]
     

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