Will ALF return?

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  1. Salty

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  2. Gib

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    I would rather wake up and find my head stapled to the carpet.
     
  3. InTheLight

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    Will ALF return?

    I dunno. What are the signs of his coming?
     
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    I would rather eat dryer lint. :thumbsup:

    Your turn.
     
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    I remember Alf being mildly entertaining back in the 80s but I watched an episode a couple of weeks ago on one of those cable stations that only shows old shows and it was awful.

    Same with Happy Days. I remember loving that show and I watched it not long ago and couldn't believe how stupid it was. Fonzie wasn't cool. He was a narcissistic, sociopathic, womanizing bully. It's mind boggling to me that he was held up to children as a role model when, in reality, he was a creep.

    But on the other hand, I find that a lot of the music from the 80s that I made fun of, I now find myself enjoying.
     
  6. Gib

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    I would rather snort spicy mustard up my nose.

    What say ye?
     
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    I would rather brush my teeth with Preparation H.

    Next?
     
  8. InTheLight

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    I would rather lick ashtrays clean.

    Next?
     
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    I would rather use onions for eye drops. :tear:

    Next.
     
  10. Earth Wind and Fire

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    Cats....billions of billions of cats.
     
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    I almost said id rather take Rippon off ignore....but naasaa:godisgood:
     
  12. Salty

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    Okay, I'm goanna hit below the belt.

    Which is your favorite:

    Alf or Poncho
     
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    I have little quarrel with Rippon but this cracked me up!
     
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    Since I don't pay attention to either one, it's a toss up.
     
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    ALF again? I would rather pick up turds bare-handed in a public dog park.
     
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    Afraid of clowns? ;)
     
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    Poncho. Better entertainment value.
     
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    I would rather the fleas of a thousand water buffalo infest my armpits.
     
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    YES!!! I remember ALF making random anonymous phone calls----

    DO YOU HAVE ANY CATS??

    No, I do not!

    Well, then----remedy that situation!!!!
     
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    .....why would you use a goanna, I would rather biff you with a dead fish! Incidentally, the posts are gorgeous ....
     

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