Will we be okay?

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  1. Salty

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    This year, our tree is sitting by the front door, but our four stockings were hung with extra loving care by the back door (and there is no outside light)

    And in our mobile home, we don't even have a chimney?

    Please someone assure us we will be okay on Christmas Morning
     
  2. annsni

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    I think you will be just fine as long as you leave the cookies in plain view. :)
     
  3. Jim1999

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    Father Christmas never used a chimney and he always managed to get the charcoal in the stockings. No fear, mate.

    Cheers,

    Jim
     
  4. Gina B

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    Sorry bud, Santa only visits people who live in houses with big fat chimneys.

    You'll just have to hope his backup, the singing kitten rarely heard about named Canta Claws, can squeeze into a cracked window or under the door.

    Otherwise you'll just have to make do with the lint at the bottom of the stockings and maybe a kind word from the woman brave enough to marry a crabby cabby guy.
     
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    A cat? I'd rather take my chances with the coal. :tongue3:
     
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    Not knowing your neighborhood unable to estimate your chances of being burglarized.
     
  7. Salty

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    I thought that was the SMOS of the elves! :1_grouphug:
     
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    To the OP, you should be fine. We have a vent free gas fireplace and he somehow manages to get through our gas lines.
     
  9. Gina B

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    Especially those sneaky cat burglars!
     
  10. matt wade

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    Depends how close he is to a union shop.
     
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    As long as there are no holes in your stockings, or in your wallet, I'm sure y'all will be just fine.

    Unless Mrs. Salty catches you playing on the computer instead of doing your chores.
     
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    He fits through my wood burning heater just fine-----you'll be OK, Salty----mercy----you really worry about Santa's condition---don't cha!!!!!:laugh:

    Its me thats worried about Santa's arrival----this is what I do about a week or two before he's scheduled to stuff himself through my heater pipe----:praying::praying::praying:
     

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